Impractically Inseparable

Two out of Four (38)

OMG GUYS! I'M (was, I'm not now) IN THE CAR AND NEXT TO US I SWEAR I SAW SOMEONE THAT LOOKED LIKE SAL! AND THE LICENSE PLATE SAYS NEW YORK! The only issue is that I'm heading home from the mountains, which means I'm going south and Staten Island is East, of the mountains, it's 4 hours away, but the guy was going south too. It's weird really, because from my house it's only 2 hours away, but I guess that's because the mountains are further west than I am...anyways...WHAT IF WAS SAL'S DOPPELGANGER???

Joe's POV

Why does Murray have to be so fucking dumb? Once Sal and Haley left, I walked over to Murr and stared at him for a few seconds, "Yes Joe?" I smacked his face and he took a step back. Murr looked shocked and glared at me, "What the hell Joe?" I put my hands on my hips and said, "Seriously? Murr are you fucking stupid, or what? You know they both just lost their child and you're all like 'Sal! You have a child now!' How fucking dumb can you be?" Murr did his whole neck twitch thing and rubbed the back of his bald head. He stood awkwardly and was looking for something to say. "I guess I forgot. I'm not used to having a girl around Sal. Sal is just so, Sal. I could never see Sal having a kid."

I glanced towards the girls and then back at Murr. I softly said, "Things are different now. We're all are after one of them. Sal just happen to be lucky at getting Haley so fast. Meanwhile, you, me, and Q are having a struggle. Murr, I know you're after Rose, and Q is after Kerri." Murr blushed and kicked the dirt. He wasn't denying it at least. Murr then started fiddling with his shirt and said, "Well you're after Bessy." I looked proud and laughed. I wasn't stupid like Murr. I could easily get Bessy because after all, I'm shameless. Bessy was beautiful and I wanted nothing more than for her to be mine.

"Yeah, but I could easily get her. You're too awkward to even talk to Rose. Look, we seriously need to start chasing after them, or all we'll be to them is friends." Murray laughed and punched my shoulder. What's so funny? I raised an eyebrow at Murr and he finally said, "Chasing them? Seriously? Do you think that they would come after us?" I gave him a 'really' look and shifted all my weight to my right leg because I didn't want to break my left one even more. "Haley went after Sal," I said matter of factly. Murr laughed his ferret laugh and I cringed. He shook his head and said, "No, Sal went after Haley. He kissed her first and then asked her to be his girlfriend."

Okay, so what? They're still together either way. Why did it come easy for Sal? Oh wait, he's the cutest and the youngest, which makes him the better one, so says most of the fans. I quickly turned and started 'walking' to my car, which Murr was allowed to drive, as long as I was with him. "I'm guessing you want to go home?" I nodded and he unlocked the doors. I opened it, yelled to Bessy that we were leaving, and threw my crutches in the backseat. I flopped into the seat and ran my fingers through my spiky hair. I shook my head and groaned. Bessy slid into the back and sat in the middle. She leaned her arms on the center console and look at us. Murr was about to turn the car on, but stopped and looked at me. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, it's just that I can't believe Sal allowed Haley to have sex with him. He knows she won't be here long and," I paused for a second trying to get my thoughts together. "And yet, he lets her fuck him and conceive his child. They've gotten too close in the past few days and I don't like it one bit." Murr didn't say anything and I was surprised. Usually he has a smart comment to say. He started the car and started the drive to my house. Bessy looked lost in thought and then spoke up, "Maybe, love at first sight does exist. Maybe they are meant to be together." Murr and I quickly look at each other and shrugged our shoulders.

Bessy sighed and rubbed her face, "Look, this is the first time I've seen Haley this happy in a long time, so I'm going to stay out of what she and Sal have. Sal is the only one who shows his love to her. Sal is the only one that makes Haley's eyes light up like it's Christmas." I turned around and stared at Bessy for awhile. She smiled and slowly leaned in. I leaned in too until our lips brushed against each other. I then forced our lips together and Bessy put her right hand on the back of my head. We then pulled away and Bessy was blushing a deep red. I smiled and heard Murr groan in disgust. I turned around in my seat and held Bessy's right hand. She held onto mine tightly and leaned her head against my shoulder.

I smiled and looked over towards Murr. He snickered and tried to cover it as a cough. I punched him and he rubbed his arm while quickly glaring at me. I turned on the radio and yelled in happiness when "Hideaway" by Daya came on. She is my home girl. (Quick fact. I saw Daya last year. I also saw Troye Sivan and cried. I love him so much. I also saw a few others...continue...) Bessy started singing with me and Murr cringed at us singing. We laughed and Murr smacked me. "Fucking ugly ferret," I muttered. Murr grumbled something, but I just ignored him. It's funny now that basically two out of four of us are with someone. I only need to officially ask Bessy to be mine.