«Gildarts» I don't know.
Anyways, where are you?? «Cana»
«Gildarts» None of your business!!
You're probably getting me another sibling as a present... «Cana»
«Gildarts» Hey!! I'm not that dumb!!
I beg to differ... «Cana»
«Gildarts» Cana!! :(
«Gildarts» I love you!!
Ugghhh... Whatever... I'm going to the cellar. «Cana»
«Gildarts» You should lay off the drinks!!
That's just the pot calling the kettle black, you drunk old man. «Cana»
«Gildarts» There's nothing wrong with a glass or two. There is something wrong with a barrel or two!!
Actually, there is nothing wrong with a woman, but there is something wrong with fifty of them, and a child with half!! «Cana»
«Gildarts» Cheria is your sister!!
Yeah, but I didn't ask for thirty other siblings too!! «Cana»
«Gildarts» I'm gonna go get some beer...
YOU KNOW DRINKING IS BAD FOR YOU!! «Cana»
«Gildarts» Now look who's the hypocrite...
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Erza: Don't they get along well??
Me: Umm, no...? Maybe?
Cheria: Hehe! Onee-chan sure is weird! But love is good!!! <3
Me: Sure...
Erza: OMG, I want a sister.. { ^ · ^ }
Me: I don't. No thanks. I like being the only girl. Also, the position of youngest child in our family has already been filled by yours truly.
Erza: I want Wendy as my little sister...
Me: Wait a sec, don't you already have Kagura??
Erza: Can't I have them both??
Cheria: LOVE!!! LOVE IS GREAT!! <3 LOVE IS LOVE, LOVE IS LIFE!!!
Me: That statement was sos confusing... That's like saying 'No Game No Life is life'. It's so much less confusing is you say NGNL is life...
Erza: What's that??
Cheria: Dunno.
Minerva: *ahem* No Game No Life, or NGNL, is an anime that never got the next season, and they producers have been saying it'll come out next year for like, five years. It was supposed to come out in years past, and they said it was going to come out in 2018, but they delayed it again (I think).
Erza: Cool..
Cheria: What is anime??
Cheria: Ohhh!! I know what that is!!
*hears Otaku Cop sirens in the background*
Me: Okay, gotta hide... Ummm.... What do I do?!?!?!?
*Otaku Cops are heard storming into the house, looking for Melody, who is downstairs*
Cheria: ...Isn't that the new show I've been hearing about?? It was called Annie and Mae, I think!
*The Otaku Cops sigh, and exit the house, quite disappointed*
Erza: Omg, I thought that Melody was going to lose us for a month, and she'd die.. That would also mean the loss of my cake...
Me: Omg... It would...
Cheria: Huh?
Minerva: Don't pay them any mind!! Please. I need my mushrooms.
((XD I luv that ship))
Mushroom: Go vote, comment, and follow for more Minerva and I!!!!
Minerva: Aww, you shouldn't have~
Me: Bai!
Have a great day!!
-Melody
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