«Lucy» Did you remember where the eggs went??
Idk. These Weeble Wobbles are fun. I wonder why they're just white though.. «Natsu»
«Lucy» ?
Oh, one fell.. «Natsu»
Hey, hey, Luce?? «Natsu»
«Lucy» What now?
I think I killed the Weeble Wobble. «Natsu»
«Lucy» Even though I know that it's not physically realistic, how??
Well, it fell. «Natsu»
«Lucy» That doesn't mean you killed it.
Well, all this yellow stuff is coming out!!! «Natsu»
«Lucy» Natsu..
Yea, Luce?? «Natsu»
«Lucy» Where did you get those "Weeble Wobbles"?
Your counter. They were in this weird light blue carton. «Natsu»
«Lucy» Those..
«Lucy» Were..
«Lucy» My..
«Lucy» EGGS!!!!
Goodbye?? «Natsu»
«Lucy» OH I AM SO PINNING YOU WITH CAKE THEFT, NATSU HOT DRAGNEEL!!!
Did you just call me hot?? «Natsu»
«Lucy» I DID NOT YOU BUTT NUGGET!!
Oh you are so on!! NO ONE CALLS ME A BUTT NUGGET!!! «Natsu»
«Lucy» OH REALLY?!??! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? CAPS LOCK ME TO DEATH???
Well.. Well.. MAYBE I WILL!!! «Natsu»
«Lucy» FINE THEN!! GET PREPARED, PINKIE, BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE FIRST!!!
SHUT UP!! YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME, BECAUSE PINK IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR!!! HYPOCRITE!! «Natsu»
«Lucy» HOT PANTS!!
CUTIE!! «Natsu»
«Lucy» 6 PACK!!
DARK EYES!! «Natsu»
«Wendy» Is this some kind of compliment war??
«Lucy» Huh?? ·////·
Nahhhh... «Natsu»
«Wendy» Lucy-san, I am so sorry for your loss.
«Lucy» Huh? What loss?
«Wendy» I know it is a little late.. but the loss of Natsu's ability to realize his feelings.
«Lucy» Huh? ·-·
«Wendy» Maybe I should just go?
Yeah!! Let's go and get chopsticks with Chinese Food!!! «Natsu»
«Lucy» Is he an idiot?
«Wendy» I don't even know...
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Natsu, you realize you're Japanese, right?? You should realize what chopsticks are....
Self: Technically speaking, he is from Fiore.
Well, technically speaking, he's 400 years old!!!
Self: That means nothing. Natsu always has been stupid, always will be stupid.
True dat.
Self: Hey, maybe we should have weekly lessons on making Natsu smart!!
Good idea, self!!
Self: Ikr, I am SOOO awesome!! *the sarcasm is so heavy, the creator of the first JoJo's reference dies*
(I've never actually watched the anime/read the manga, but I just know it is somehow a JoJo's reference. Don't even try to object.. You know it's true)
So, who should teach him??
Self: Maybe Miss Annaheart?
Nah, too risky. I'm horrible at avoiding spoilers.
Self: Maybe Erza?
He would just be killed.
Self: Gray?
He would tell Natsu to act his age, and all that would be left is Natsu's gravestone.
Self: Lucy?
NALU!! Wait.. No.. She would use a Studly Bomber on him (courtesy of Scary Lucy) on him for using her eggs as Weeble Wobbles.
Self: Is that even how you spell it??
Probably not. I don't care.
Self: Well, then, should be end it??
I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA!!!
Self: What?
WE SHOULD HAVE FROSCH TEACH HIM!!
Self: Rejected.
Fine then... How about the Exceeds in general?
Self: Sounds good. Don't forget to vote, comment, and follow!
Have a great day!!
-Melody
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