The war has ended. The chat was at peace...
Until this happened.
The day Rose lost it all.
*The chat is now open*
DeadOfWinter: *tapping away, minding her own business.
Life: BAM! YOU GOT 100 FOLLOWERS!
DeadOfWinter: *hides in a corner* follower? What's a follower?
Life: It's someone who likes your stories...
DeadOfWinter: What's a story? All I write is sh-
GoldenGirl: CHIST!.... she said schist.
BlanketBurrito: I wanted her to say it...
DrSunshine: And I want you in the infirmary.
BlanketBurrito: What those two things have in common- neither are gonna happen.
DrSunshine: I'll give you a happy meal.
BlanketBurrito: Yeah, what? I didn't say anything. Let's go to the infirmary, Will!
DeadOfWinter: *rapidly reloads, trying to make the follower count go down*
SuperBrick: *breaks into song* HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE-
PipedUp: **you
SuperBrick: EEEYOUUUUUUU
BlueCookies: *noms goldfish*
BlueCookies: *does the little jingle* the snack that smiles back...
DeadOfWinter: *forgets everything and slams fist on table* OBJECTION!
SuperBrick: *GASP* Are you saying... that...
DeadOfWinter: NO. GOLDFISH DO NOT SMILE BACK.
HotStuff: *takes one of Percy's goldfish*
BlueCookies: Leo-....
HotStuff: *points at smile* THEY. ARE. SMILING.
WoofWoof: How do you know they aren't frowning upside down?
SmarterThanU: *face palm* that's what a smile is, Frank.
WoofWoof: Right... I knew that...
(#WhenFrankTriesToJoke)
(#ThatHashtagWasntTrue)
(#WhyAmIHashtagging)
DeadOfWinter: THEY MIGHT BE SMILING, YES.
DeadOfWinter: But they were smiling first.
Everyone: *dramatic gasp*
DeadOfWinter: Meaning you're the one smiling back.
BlueCookies: This has forever changed goldfish...
HotStuff: the world... it's like it's been reborn.
TheGods: How... how could we have not seen this before?
DeadOfWinter: But I'm stupid, so whatever.
*Goldfish commercial plays*
TheUniverse: THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK! GOLDFISH!
WoofWoof: But you know what will smile back?
GoldenGirl: *blushes* what?
WoofWoof: Polite people who get smiled at.
*cue the cheesy laughter*
...
Ahem.
I said *cue the cheesy laughter*
DeadOfWinter: It's broken!
Oh...
Well then...
*The can't has been closed*
That ending part was a one-time-thing. I'm not gonna confuse people how I'm a narrator and in the story. XD
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Demigod Schist
FanfictionIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
