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DeadOfWinter: Okay, people!
WoofWoof: huh. It isn't Leo who starts it this time. *shrug shrug*
DeadOfWinter: Frank.
DeadOfWinter: Shut up. *coughLEOISPERFECT!cough*
WoofWoof: *cough*
HotStuff: LET ROSE TALK, ZHANG!
MightyMugMother: *whisper* #ROE!
HuntressCakey: #ROE4LYFE
DeadOfWinter: ANYHOW
DeadOfWinter: What would your best motivational/attack/pep speech be?
DeadOfWinter: this is a question for me.
DeadOfWinter: Example: Mine would be something like:
HURT NICO IN ANY SORT OF WAY AND I WILL FREAKING EAT YOUR SOUL WITH A SIDE OF MASHED POTATOES AND GREEN BEANS, BOI!
BlueCookies: I am known for my fabulous pep talks.
BlueCookies: *ahem*
BlueCookies: I'd say something like "Don't worry guys! We're gonna win this! We got all we need right here!" And I'd point to my chest. And people would get the wrong idea and be like "Our hearts! Aww!" And I'd be like "No! You got me! I'm gonna win this for you guys! You need your freaking heart to live! It doesn't make any difference if you have it during a war or not."
DeadOfWinter: Percy... no. Just no. Just.... no.
HotStuff: Mine would diffinitley be "Sigue el queso"
DeadOfWinter: "Follow the cheese." Of course.
SmarterThanU: most likely "I got a plan"
GoldenGirl: It would go something like "REYNA! WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS?"
WoofWoof: Uh..... *turns into elephant*
WoofWoof: Done. Flawless victory, with that pep talk *puts on shades*
BlanketBurrito: Dunno 'bout me but Will would say something like "NICO! NO SUMMONING SKELETONS! DOCTORS ORDERS!"
DrSunshine: Well that's because your pep talk is summoning skeletons!
PipedUp: "We don't need makeup in a war, guys!" Those other Aphrodite kids no nothing about fighting!
SuperBrick: Erm... *throws a brick at his face*
DeadOfWinter: Can you please repeat that pep talk, Jason?
SuperBrick: *throws another brick at his face*
HotStuff: Sorry, one more time?
SuperBrick: *passes out*
MightyMugMother: MUGS! MIGS! ATTACK!
DeadOfWinter: Wow. Never hear use that one before, Bridget.
MightyMugMother: Yeah. Just made it up. I think I'm gonna use it more often.
HuntressCakey: "FOR SOLANGELO!... and cake." I know, it's very original.
HuntressAmy: Mess with me, and you will feel the full wrath of Mimi.
DeadOfWinter: Who's Mimi?
HuntressAmy: My storm spirit.
DeadOfWinter:... ah.
SkyLove: Displease me, and I'll introduce you to my twin swords.
DeadOfWinter: um... deadly much?
SkyLove: *hiss*
DeadOfWinter: Okay! Okay!
Fangirl865.0: LEARN MY WAYS BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FIGHTING!
LoveDazedLlama: YOU GUYS BETTER WIN! I'm only here for the cookies.
LoveDazedLlama: Also, don't give green cookies to Percy... just don't.
DeadOfWinter: *high fives Annie* Saaame.
DeadOfWinter: *grabs imaginary mic*
DeadOfWinter: thanks to all of our special guests for being here!
DeadOfWinter: That was Pep Talks with the full cast of Demigod Schist. Hope you enjoyed!
DeadOfWinter: *does mic drop with an imaginary mic*
DeadOfWinter: *manages to break it*
DeadOfWinter: Um...
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