*HotStuff has opened the chat*
DrSunshine: Everyone here? Good.
DrSunshine: PERCY! Wanna hear a joke?
BlueCookies:...yes?
DrSunshine: Nico's D.
BlueCookies:... I don't get it...
DrSunshine: Exactly.
BlueCookies:... what's the joke?
BlanketBurrito: Will Solace.
DrSunshine: *whimper* yes?
BlanketBurrito: Do you have a death wish, Will?
DeadOfWinter: Nico...
DeadOfWinter: Don't ruin the freaking moment.
BlanketBurrito: What moment?
DeadOfWinter: THE MOMENT WE DON'T FREAKING HAVE ANYMORE BECAUSE YOU RUINED IT!
DeadOfWinter: In other words: Will finally made a good joke.
DrSunshine: Rood
SmarterThanU: Rude*
DrSunshine: Shut your face, Annabeth. It's internet slang.
HotStuff: You guys wanna hear a story?
Everyone: GODS NO!
HotStuff: Too bad. You're stuck here with me and my fabulous stories.
HotStuff: Once upon a time, tacos ruled the Earth.
PipedUp: Of course.
HotStuff: SHUT UP, PIPER!
HotStuff: Anyhow, tacos ruled the Earth.
HotStuff: and the Mona Lisa ate them all.
DeadOfWinter: What?
HotStuff: and that, my friends, is how airplanes were invented.
*BlueCookies and SuperBrick start slow clapping*
BlueCookies: I feel informed.
SuperBrick: Thank you, Taco Master, for enlightening us.
BlueCookies: Like my life has been remade.
SuperBrick: This changes everything...
GoldenGirl: Ok, ok. Very funny. Haha.
GoldenGirl: I have another story!
GoldenGirl: Once upon a time, Jason and Percy had a brain. The end.
*BlueCookies and SuperBrick give another round of slow claps*
DeadOfWinter: Percy.
BlueCookies: Yes ma'am?
DeadOfWinter: Please.
DeadOfWinter: Go back to Tartarus.
DeadOfWinter: and leave Annabeth here. She's too good for your sorry life.
*BlueCookies has left the chat... again*
DeadOfWinter: I think it's time to leave...
SmarterThanU: I know it's time to leave...
BreadStick: What about me? Can I at least say hi?
DeadOfWinter: JOHN! NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LEO HOW DID HE GET HERE?
BreadStick: The wifi password is 'LeoWorld'
HotStuff: HOW. DID. YOU. GET. THAT?!?!
BreadStick: and you left the chat name and password on the fridge.
DeadOfWinter: BACK. IN. THE. BASEMENT! NOW!
BreadStick: *crawls into the irradiated basement full of dead bodies*
DeadOfWinter: Nooo! Not the nice one!
BreadStick: *drags himself into the basement in Tartarus*
DeadOfWinter: Leo, close the freaking chat. NOW!
HotStuff: *mutha flippers I'm scared* yes ma'am!
*The chat has been closed*
Yeah... that was the chapter. With a special appearance from my annoying brother. (BreadStick A.K.A. John) He said that he'd buy me a Camp Half-Blood T-shirt if I added him in the story! ^.^ I'm happy.
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FanfictionIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
