*The chat is now open*
HotStuff: Reynico or Solangelo?
GoldenGirl: Do you mean cumin or cilantro?
WoofWoof: Those are ships.
GoldenGirl: Ooooh.
WoofWoof: I think Reynico would be the best. I mean... they seem so perfect together.
GoldenGirl: Same. The way that Reyna tries to brother zone Nico, but it's obvious that she loves him!
DrSunshine: WHAT?! ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT NICO AND I'S RELATIONSHIP?!
BlanketBurrito: WE SHOULD HAVE SOME SAY IN WHO WE DATE!
SuperBrick: HOW COULD YOU EVEN GO AGAINST SOLANGELO?!?!
DeadOfWinter: IT'S OBVIOUSLY THE ULTIMATE SHIP!
BlueCookies: I'm kinda for Reynico...
BlueCookies: But how should I know what he likes? I'm not his type.
SmarterThanU: Okay, I'm staying out of this!
SuperBrick: Wait! No fair! Three on two!
DeadOfWinter: This calls for desperate measures...
*HuntressCakey has joined the chat*
HuntressCakey: HOW COULD YOU GUYS DARE SHIP POOR, LITTLE NEEKS WITH REYNA?!
HuntressCakey: THEY DON'T HAVE ANY CONNECTION WHAT-SO-EVER!
HuntressCakey: NICO IS A FRAGILE SOUL WHO COULDN'T WITHSTAND BEING AWAY FROM HIS SUNSHINE!
HotStuff: How did you even know what we were talking about? You just joined the chat.
HuntressCakey: *scowls at Leo for being a boy... that isn't Neeks*
HuntressCakey: I'm a child of Athena. I have my ways.
DeadOfWinter: *cough don't know what your talking about.... cough*
DeadOfWinter: SOLANGELO IS THE PERFECT SHIP! IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT SLASH OF A SWORD!
HuntressCakey: OR THE PERFECT BLUE COOKIE!
BlueCookies: *Rips off the Reynico shirt that he got somewhere*
BlueCookies: *throws on Solangelo shirt*
BlueCookies: SOLANGELO AWAY!
BlanketBurrito: Guys. Why do you even bother with the Reynico ship?
BlanketBurrito: I.
BlanketBurrito: Am.
BlanketBurrito: Gay.
HuntressCakey: Well, that settles it.
DeadOfWinter: *bows head* thank you for joining us in this debate, O Huntress Cakey.
SuperBrick: Couldn't have done it without you.
HotStuff: You aren't a Huntress of Artemis, are you?
HuntressCakey: *glares*
HotStuff: So... you are....
SmarterThanU: Wait, where did Jason go?
*The whole camp has Solangelo posters everywhere and Jason is selling Solangelo T-shirts by the cabins*
HuntressCakey:.... do you need any help with that?
DeadOfWinter: Nah. Thanks, though.
HuntressCakey: No problem.
BlueCookies: Imma go join Jason....
DeadOfWinter: *grabs Percy by the shirt*
DeadOfWinter: NO YOU WILL NOT!
DeadOfWinter: Bye, everybody!
HuntressCakey: *passes out blue cookies*
BlueCookies: It's not like I was gonna eat those...
DeadOfWinter: Percy, you already ate thirteen dozen blue cookies today.
BlueCookies: But my regular is twenty-five dozen...
DeadOfWinter: Percy, time to diet.
SmarterThanU: We should probably close the chat...
SmarterThanU: The readers do not want to know what's about to happen...
*The chat has been closed*
Thanks so much to Cakecat001 for allowing me to have you in this little... I guess you'd call it a skit? Anyhow, thanks! And if there's anything I can do for you, let me know!
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Demigod Schist
FanfictionIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
