MightyMugMother (THIS. IS. NORMAL.)...

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*The chat is now open*

BlueCookies: *still... drunk (?) from Kool Aid*

BlueCookies: *trips and accidently brakes a mug*

SuperBrick: *attempts to eats it*

*MightyMugMother has body slammed into the chat*

MightyMugMother: YOU DARE TOUCH MY MUG?!

BlueCookies: Whuzaaap?!

MightyMugMother: THAT WAS BILLY 5.6.90.L.ML8!

MighyMugMother: AND YOU JUST STEPPED ON HIM?!

MightyMugMother: Poor baby.

MightyMugMother: We must hold a funeral.

BlanketBurrito: I'm a child of Hades...

DeadOfWinter: Yes, but you're very immature. Let me be the priest at the funeral.

(I dunno much about funerals. I think they're called priests. Tell me in comments)

WoofWoof: *roles eyes* Look at who's talking.

HotStuff: I'm not gonna remind anybody of the Epic Iguana Escaping Chinese Handcuffs Incident because that's totally the mature way to do things.

HotStuff: *Roe high five*

(Did that for you, Bridget)

MightyMugMother: *replays high five over in her head...*

MightyMugMother: I ship it.

MightyMugMother: THE FANFIC IS GONNA HAPPEN!

MightyMugMother: Right after Billy 5.6.90.L.ML8's funeral.

DeadOfWinter: Umm... he was a great mug... that died.

MightyMugMother: *bursts into tears*

MightyMugMother: I miss him so much!

GoldenGirl: *awkwardly pats Bridget's back*

PipedUp: *fills hole that has Billy 5.6.90.L.ML8 in it.

SuperBrick: *grumble grumble*

SuperBrick: I was gonna eat that, you know.

BlueCookies: *Shoves blue cookie in Jason's mouth*

BlueCookies: Iz taest saym.

SuperBrick: *mumble mumble* the mug was better.

BlueCookies: *snaps outta drunk from Kool Aid coma thingy*

BlueCookies: DA FUDGE YOU JUST SAY?!

SuperBrick: Umm...

SuperBrick: You were drunk! It could have been anything!

BlueCookies: Oh okay. *goes back to being drunk on Kool Aid*

SuperBrick: *digs up dead mug and continues to eat it*

SmarterThanU: That'll kill you, ya know.

MightyMugMother: You. Are. Eating. My. Children.

SuperBrick: *shrug shrug*

MightyMugMother: I created that Mug

MightyMugMother: and you are eating it.

SuperBrick: They're good! *Shoves a Mug in her mouth*

MightyMugMother: .... *considers the flavor*

MightyMugMother: This is wrong.

MightyMugMother: . . . . *Tries to eat a brick*

MightyMugMother: *eats Jason's best and only friends*

HuntressCakey: *attempts to slap some sense into Bridget*

HuntressCakey: *fails*

HuntressCakey: *takes a picture of Neeks and Will kiss kiss falling in love*

HuntressCakey: *steals a Solangelo posters from Jason because she ain't gonna pay Jason for jack dip*

HuntressCakey: *slaps Bridget again and disappears*

HotStuff: Freakin' Ninja lady right there.

DeadOfWinter: *taking pictures of Nico and Will's kiss while trying to tug Jason's only friends away from Bridget* uh huh.

PipedUp: Nobody else finds it worrying that Bridget is eating a brick and Jason is eating a Mug?

SkyLove: Would you prefer Bridget eats her own children?

PipedUp: Good point...

DeadOfWinter: *whisper* I kinda would... xD

*The chat has been closed*

Sorry, but I'm not really sorry about that, Bridget. I'm pretty sure bricks taste good...

Yeah, and GO CHECK OUT THE ALMIGHTY MUG MOTHER!

BridgetDiAngelo
(She normally doesn't eat bricks, so don't worry)

Thanks for letting me have you in this chapter, Bridget!

And Bridget actually is writing a Roe fanfiction (Rose x Leo, so ME x Leo) AND I'M SO FREAKING HYPED FOR IT! I CAN'T WAIT!

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