(A/N) WARNING: USE OF ILLEGAL EMOJI'S! VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
*The chat is now open*
DeadOfWinter: To all of my lovely readers, I have a few things to say.
DeadOfWinter:
1. THANKS SO MUCH FOR TWO THOUSAND FREAKING READS!
2. THAT'S LITERALLY 50 TRILLION OR SOMETHING!
3. THAT MATH WAS PERFECT!
4. I CAN'T BELIEVE SO MANY PEOPLE PUT UP WITH THIS!!!
5. SORRY FOR POSTING THIS TWO DAYS AFTER I HIT IT OR SOMETHING!
6. I'M SAYING SOMETHING TOO MUCH!
7. THIS IS GETTING TO LONG!
HotStuff: That's what she said! <insert winky emoji here>
GoldenGirl: 😉 here.
HotStuff: Ty, ty.
SmarterThanU: *face palms at Leo's joke*
SmarterThanU: NOBODY LOVES YOU, LEO!
BlueCookies: WHAT?!?!
BlueCookies: I THOUGHT NOBODY LOVED ME!!!
PipedUp: Don't worry, Perce.
PipedUp: Nobody loves you, either.
WoofWoof: Except his fangirls.
PipedUp: Troo dat.
GoldenGirl: HOW DARE YOU USE JERRY IN SUCH A WAY, VALDEZ!
HotStuff: 🔥🐘😉
GoldenGirl: GIVE ME MY WINKY EMOJI BACK, LEO!
HotStuff: NEVER! 😉
GoldenGirl: JEEEERRRRRYYYYYY!!!!
SuperBrick: *holds brick gun style* SIR, DROP THE EMOJI!
HotStuff: 😉😉😉
DeadOfWinter: WOAH! HE JUST OVER DOSED ON EMOJI WINKS!
SuperBrick: LAST CHANCE! DROP. THE. EMOJI.
DeadOfWinter: *holds gun behind Jason's back*
HotStuff: 😨🖐🖑
*Jerry the winky emoji goes back to Hazel's possession*
SuperBrick: *throws a brick* IT'S A CRIME TO STEAL EMOJI'S!
DeadOfWinter: *shoots Leo*
HotStuff: *bleeds and passes out*
DrSunshine: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?!
DeadOfWinter: don't worry. He's probably just sleeping.
DrSunshine: *drags Leo off to the infirmary*
SmarterThanU: So... what were you and Will doing?
BlanketBurrito: .............
BlanketBurrito: talking... and stuff.
DeadOfWinter: "and stuff"
DeadOfWinter: 😉
*cue the cheesy background laughter*
GoldenGirl: HOW DARE YOU USE JERRY BOB JOE JUNIOR SENIOR COLONEL IN SUCH A WAY!!!???
DeadOfWinter: ...
GoldenGirl: *punch* 👊
DeadOfWinter: GOTTA GO!
*Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, Rose, and Nico run into the sunset with a wild Hazel chasing them with her army of Emojis*
*The chat has been closed*
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Demigod Schist
FanfictionIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
