Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 12

*Hey guys! My 12th "book"! Tried to make this one extra funny! Also, just had to make one of the Truth or Dare ones...Jocelyn gave me the idea!  

Jocelyn: What! You're the one who thought of it! 

Hannah: Well you gave me idea the ideas! 

Well also...I've made a new Wattpad account! I made it and decided that I'd put my OWN writing on there...sort of scary...just wanted to tell you guys!*

*This is infuriating! You two never listen to me, I need to be shown some respect-*

Hannah and Emmet's list of things they are not allowed to do! 12

1. Nail clippers are not used to pelt at someone's car!

2. Same with pocket knives!

3. Don't "try" to cut Renesmee's hair while she's sleeping!

4. It's a hopeless, yet stupid idea...

5. I never thought I would say this but: don't ever bring a pair of scissors home just to snap them by 'pretending' to cut paper.

6. Never make me say things like that again!

7. Don't purposely fail a test just to make the teacher call home!

8. It really isn't funny.

9. Hannah! Don't try to shave Edward's head!

10. Even though you actually sort of succeeded it was...NEVERMIND!

11. Don't steal all of Jocelyn and Sydney's pants then shrink them in the drier! Both of you!

12. Styling Jocelyn's hair annoys her...don't try to do it by dropping from the ceiling! Hannah!

13. Don't sprinkle flour over the blades of a fan and turn it on when someone walks in! Emmet!

14. DON'T EVEN TRY TO TAKE THE LIST!

"Hello, people...vampires!" Hannah called as she walked in the room, Rosalie and Emmet were watching television, Alice was just around the corner looking at Bench jackets on the computer and Jocelyn, Sydney and Bella were examining a sketch Sydney had drew, Edward and Jasper were playing chess and Jasper was losing horribly. Renesmee was reading a book on the couch, Esme and Carlisle walked in just was Hannah appeared. Hannah grinned and fell into one side of the love seat, "I have an announcement," she started: "If it's about my hair, I will kill you," Edward said absently running his had over the semi-bald patch on the side of his hair he's been hiding with a wig Alice had ordered from HairBeauty.com. Alice had to mess around with it because there was nothing there for men. Except one for a small boy which Hannah had laughed her head off on, she rolled her eyes and smothered another laugh, "Well...no, even though I just wanted to say-" Edward growled and everyone knew that in seconds Hannah would either be head first into a wall or the ground, "What's your announcement?" Jocelyn said quickly, "Ok, you guys ready?" everyone nodded doubtfully, "Ok, Esme, Carlisle...you guys need a vacation!" There was a loud crash from around the corner to Alice rushing around it with a happy smile on her face, Esme smiled at Hannah and said: "I appreciate the offer, but we really can't-"  

"No butts!" Hannah said, "I didn't said butt," 

"You just did!" Hannah said wide eyed, Sydney leaned over and said: "She does have a point there," Esme glared at her and Sydney pulled back.

Rosalie's P.O.V 

Alice was grinning happily and I knew that either way Esme and Carlisle were going out, but what is Hannah's plan? I think we all knew she had one, I smiled sympathetically at Esme as Alice started to plan it out: "Ok, well, you can leave in like an hour and come back at oh about the eleventh or even later, as long as you want I guess," She said going on and on, "I already booked reservations at the Arriba restaurant--"