Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 16

So this is the finished version on EBAY! On Hannah & Emmet's List, and a few other things at the end.

eBay!

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!" Esme yelled - she NEVER yelled. EVER.

"It wasn't like we used ALL of the money!"

"But you two used MOST of it!" she cried, "OK! OK! We apologized!" Hannah cried raising her hands, "And THAT's going to help with ISLANDS you bought!"

"Hey, Carlisle bought you an island didn't he? And Bella and--OK never-mind."

"ONE, we don't need TWELVE islands!"

"We were going to connect them with bridges!" Emmett defended, "THAT DOESN'T HELP ANYTHING!" Esme cried helplessly, "You two are going to find a way to get the money back or you'll be saying good bye to everything you own!" she never made threats.

"Alright! We already sold the islands...they aren't buying but STILL!" Emmett piped.

"Then you can get JOBS!" Esme hissed, "No thank you. We're selling those islands." Hannah says coolly.

"THEN do IT!" Esme stormed from the room leaving a stunned family.

"Alright Emmett I have a plan." Hannah says clapping her hands together, "I need two laptops, seventeen cardboard boxes, a lot of packing peanuts and at least seven rolls of bubble wrap."

"Where-"

"I know you have those things Emmett, don't lie."

Grumbling he trudged from the room.

8 Hours Later

"You sure this is going to work?" Emmett asked, "Nut jobs ALWAYS buy things on eBay idiot." she answers looking at the clock Emmett was wrapping with bubble wrap.

"We'll start out with small things- and if THEY don't notice that we'll move onto the bigger things."

"Sounds good."

"Hey guys, have you see my sneakers?" Jocelyn asked the family, "Pfft, you're asking us? Alice probably snuck them off to Goodwill...again." Hannah chimed, "Good point." she grumbled and left the room.

1 Week Later

"Ok so far we've sold - Six of Esme's dresses, five of Carlisle's shirts, fourteen of Rosalie's headbands that she never wears, 56 pairs of Alice's heels, Jasper's chair, all of Bella's clothes, all of Edward's clothes, six of Nessie's jackets. Oh and Jocelyn's alarm clock."

"We're making good business." Emmett says checking the biddings on eBay.

"We're at about 500 for the desk."

"Sweet. What about the heels?"

"Uh...700."

"Are you kidding?"

"No."

"Are you SURE Alice isn't buying them?!"

"The username is Stx_135."

"And what does that prove?"

"Alice hates number's in Usernames."

"I hate you."

"Shut up.

"Hey, Uh guys?" Alice waltzed into the room, "Eh, what?" Hannah asked, "Have you seen my blue pumps?"

Emmett's eyes widened and shoved a box under the dresser.

"What was that?" Alice asked suspiciously, "Ribs." Hannah says casually, "Ribs?" she asks skeptically, "Barbecue." Hannah agrees nodding, "In a box?"