Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 4

*Hey readers! Um, I don't think anyone liked my last entry. Maybe because everything happened to one person or I didn't really do a good job so I'll try to do better. Also my friend (Jocelyn) was ticked when I put her at the target so Jocelyn if you are reading it...I'm sorry so get over it! Also thank you guys soo much for getting me to the recommended list!*

Hannah and Emmet's list of things they are not allowed to do!

*Ok! I can't believe you cut me off! He deserves my cursing he is such a~*

1. Don't "accidentally" spill gravy on Sydney's clothing.

2. She was REALLY ticked at you. You already know who you are! Emmet.

3. Never again will you chain Edward to Hannah's bookshelf.

4. She also was REALLY ticked too.

5. This is weird, like it's turning into Emmet's list of things he is not allowed to do!

6. Hannah! The pool is not made for pranks!

7. And never do that to Jocelyn again!

8. She's still angry at you. Like you didn't know that.

9. Don't lie and say the house is clean when you guys promised to clean it for a year.

10. Don't call Alice a pixie just because 'Breaking Dawn' says that Bella describes Alice like that.

11. I. Said. No. Vampire. Fruit.

12. Don't give anyone a 'Sing it!' DVD for Christmas and make the whole family do it.

13. Emmet this is for you and only you!

14. This list is not used as paper airplanes.

15. If you fly one into Edwards closet saying: Donate Blood. Date a vampire. I <3 me!

16. Jocelyn is not funny when she's trying to be serious.

17. Neither is anyone in the family.

18. Hannah: Don't be so random. I told you before!

19. I mean. Rhubarb? Seriously?

20. Emmet! Don't you ever delete Hannah's books.

21. She'll never forgive you.

22. Neither will Jocelyn if you do the same to the book they're writing together.

23. Sydney is not a human in disguise!

24. It's not funny when Jocelyn does the 'Death glare'

25. And AGAIN...

26. DON'T YOU EVER DISTROY THIS LIST OR I'LL~

"Hey guys!" Emmet called to Hannah, Jocelyn and Sydney. "Hmm?" he all said and looked up from what they were doing. "There's an angry alligator in you rooms" he said and in a rush on wind the three were gone.

Emmet's P.O.V 

Luckily Alice wasn't home; she was on a surprise shopping trip, otherwise she would have warned them. There were three shrieks and a splattering sound, and I collapsed laughing. There was three snarls "EMMET!" and they appeared in front of me. Hannah, who was covered in gravy. Sydney, who was covered in parsnip and herbs boiled in water and dirt added to it. And Jocelyn, who was covered in mashed potatoes. "Emmet!" Hannah said pulling a handful of the gravy from her hair and throwing it into my face. I spluttered for a moment and started laughing again, Esme ran in and saw the three, "Emmet" she said "You know what you have to do"  

"Yeah" I said "Clean the house for a year" 

"Actually, you pour what you covered the girls in the pool. Then clean it after waiting a few days"