Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 7

*Wow the seventh "list" this is really weird, thank you to the people who keep reading! This is dedicated to dreamybanana, thanks so much for commenting!*

Hannah and Emmet's list of things they are not allowed to do!

*SEVEN LISTS! OK this has gone too far Hannah and Emmet you are ground-*

1. I've told you too many times!

2. No Jacob, Bella, Edward lists!

*How about Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, and Rosalie lists?*

3. Any list in particular!

*Darn*

4. Don't ever out videos of your pranks on YouTube.

5. Jocelyn is still not talking to you!

6. Water balloons aren't used for ammo.

7. Or-let me rephrase that.

8. Nothing that can damage the house in any way. (E.g. water, holes in painting or walls, ruining paintings, or setting fire to objects of importance)

8. Don't take pictures of Edward while he's on the computer and post them on Hannah's face book saying: The geek of the 21st century!

9. While anyone is writing an essay for school or something don't sneak up behind them and dump water, gravy, laundry detergent, ketchup, any substance that can annoy the person.

*How about feathers?*

10. NO FEATHERS!

*Darn-shut up Emmet! You're going to ruin everything!*

11. Ribbon is not used to tie the fridge handles together!

12. Either is titanium bars.

13. Emmet!

14. Hannah, don't steal anything from Bella's room and try and tape in to the ceiling.

15. We won't forgive you next time.

16. Emmet! Never drain the pool and fill it with mice.

17. It was just creepy watching them try to scramble up the sides of the pool, crawling over each other like-

18. Jocelyn said no dogs in the house until August!

19. Don't rip apart Edwards's text books.

20. And the excuse "He doesn't need them" won't get you out of trouble.

21. We need to keep appearances!

22. Sooner or later our dining alcove walls will be of these lists.

23. Just destroy this-

"So Hannah how's your new phone?" Edward asked her as she typed away to some person he didn't know, "Great thanks,"  

"Hannah?" she sighed and looked up "Yes brother?"  

"I need your iPod," 

"Why?" 

"Remember I hired a man to get all you-" 

"Right, right, here!" she pulled her iTouch from her pocket and handed it to him, "Thanks," she said and walked off. He stood there for a second, shrugged and walked off.

Jocelyn's P.OV 

"Jocelyn! Jocelyn!" Hannah ran into my room waving a piece of paper in my face, I was sitting with Sydney talking "What is it?" I asked "Read it!" she said and sat down on my bed. Me and Sydney put our heads together and skimmed through the paper: