Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 3

*Hey reader! This time the list is really sort because I got the best (well maybe not the best) idea at school when me and my friend (the Jocelyn in the book) were "talking". Please all comments are welcome (fan or diss) and THANK YOU to the two that voted, you guys are the best. You make me feel happy to think about it!*

Hannah and Emmet's list of things they are not allowed to do!

*You know what? I'm not going to say anything! No I will! Emmet you are the most~*

1. No practical jokes.

2. Including eggs and butter.

3. And bicycles.

4. And playboy posters

5. Or vacuums.

6. Just no practical jokes! I'm serious.

7. Don't buy horses and let them run wild in the house!

8. You ruined the floors.

9. Don't smear peanut butter on Jocelyn's clothes.

10. Or Edward's.

11. Or Jasper's

12. Just. Don't. Do. It.

13. I'm meaning both of you!

14. Just because Emmet caught Edward in hid-and-seek tag doesn't mean that he's becoming fat.

15. Don't make him eat human 'healthy' food

16. Don't buy an 'Organize Now!' book and give it to Alice for Christmas.

17. Alice is the most organized person~er vampire I've ever known.

18. Emmet! Bella isn't a he-she just because she dislikes dresses

20. Don't melt chocolate and pour in into the pool.

21. It's really disgusting to clean!

22. And I swear if you destroy this list you guys will be cleaning the pool until it shines like you in the sun!

"But Esme!" 

"No exceptions"  

"It was Emmet's fault!" 

"Hey!" 

"Shut up Emmet!" 

"Both of you shut up!"  

"Esme!" Hannah whined "Don't you Esme me"  

"But today is the last sword fighting class! We get to use a real sword!" 

"Yeah! Me too!" 

"Emmet, you don't take sword fighting" 

"I take...wrestling?" 

"Ok! No whining you guys are going to clean the house!" 

"Ok...um...I'll clean the house. Whenever it gets dirty for a year, just let me go to the class! Please, please, please!" 

"Fine!"  

"What?" 

"I said fine go to your class!" 

"Really?" 

"Yes, really?" 

"Oh Esme you're the best!" and Hannah ran off to change. Emmet just stood there for a moment before chuckling nervously back out of the room.

Jocelyn P.O.V 

I stepped into my room with the thought of changing into my hunting clothes. Suddenly, when I opened the door, there was a sucking sound of a vacuum and my hair rose and was sucked onto the vacuum that was positioned on the top of my door frame. I was paralyzed for a moment but I heard a spring and was spattered with an egg and butter mixture and I gasped trying to wipe the gooey liquid off my face. A bicycle I never noticed when I came in was push toward me, just then the vacuum shut off and the bike caught me. There was a wind and a bunch of paper flew at me. My eyes. I can't see! I screamed when the back wheel of the bike hit the first step.  

I was surprised when I didn't fall off the bike, it just stayed on course like someone else was controlling it.

Rosalie's P.O.V 

Jocelyn came, on a bike, covered in playboy posters. One was on her face with a woman in a bunny suit on it covering her eyesight. There was a poster of a man on her stomach, she shrieked as she ripped the poster off. I rushed forward but was too late. She rode through the open screen door. Weird, I don't remember it being open. She rode right into the pool with a big splash. A spring trap flung her out of it and into a kiddy pool full of vanilla pudding. I covered my mouth, and stood there in shock. Hannah and Emmet came in and started to laugh. Hard. "Hannah, Emmet!" Jocelyn growled and wiped the pudding out of her face. "Rhubarb!" Hannah yelled and dashed from the room. Emmet followed suit.

Jocelyn's P.O.V 

I snarled and ran after them, my first target: Hannah. She ran upstairs and to her room, I think she was trying to make it her window because she launched herself when she saw me. I grabbed her foot and she hit the floor and yelled "Do you know what puberty is?"  

"Yeah I do but you already went through it!" I snarled we were 17 of goodness sake! She was pressing her fingers against the wall "What the~" dry ice smoke filled the room in 2 milliseconds and it was as if she fell through the floor! (Probably did) I grasped through thin air for a second when Emmet ran in, he froze when he saw me and screamed like a little girl and ran out I chased him into Esme's room.

Hannah's P.O.V 

I fell on my butt in the secret room through the trapdoor I installed in my room for what happened upstairs. There were three trapdoors: one on my room floor, one under it so I could fall into the basement, and the last one to fall into the secret room. That's why Jocelyn or anyone found the plans to the pranks. By the sound of it Jocelyn had caught Emmet. I should be safe here. I walked around the room and pulled the couch in front of the TV and pulled out the remote and watched an episode of True Blood I had recorded.

Sydney's P.O.V 

I was hanging up the new clothes I got for Christmas when I heard a scream and a lot of thumping and then a snarl "Hannah, Emmet!" I raced downstairs, in time to see Hannah run past me and I pushed myself off the railing just before Jocelyn raced past me. I heard yelling and decided just to go back to my room and finish organizing instead of getting involved.

Jocelyn P.O.V  

I decided, instead of tearing apart the house looking for Hannah, I would play a prank on her too. I put a bucket full of chocolate pudding in top of the door. A catapult was on her desk so she would be pelted with wasabi and a skateboard so when she stepped forward she would slip.

I hid behind the corner to wait until Hannah came. Instead Esme came in, I gasped as she opened the door "Esme no!" I yelled but it was too late, I heard a shriek and a thump. The whole family was up, including Hannah. She looked at me, then her room, then at me again. And rolled down the stairs laughing.

"Ok" Esme said wiping the pudding off her eyes "You're going to clean this up Jocelyn" that made Hannah laugh harder.