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italic text is lucas.
normal text is poppy.

"can we finally call this our first date?"

"fine."

"you know it's bad when you have to convince your girlfriend to admit it's a date."

"what's that little smile about?"

"it's just such a-"

"hm."

"a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
thing."

"being your girlfriend."

"wow, big words for my eight year old girlfriend!"

"shut up, if i was eight, that'd
make you a pedophile."

"all these little pet names you give me warm my heart."

"especially yesterday when we were at the docks."

"my beautiful, gorgeous and talented girlfriend looked at the sunset and then me. she fumbled with the words in her head before coming out with the most poetic thing in the world."

"don't you dare say it."

"she said, 'can we please go now, i need to take a shit'."

"i shed a tear, it was so beautiful."

"are you done?"

"and on the way home, so my beautiful, gorgeous and talented girlfriend could shit, she became the william shakespeare of our generation."

"this is getting old."

"again, her eyes found the sunset and then found mine. she cleared her throat and she couldn't hold back the fantastic words that she had buzzing in that magnificent brain of hers."

"you sound like my mom."

"she said, 'you thought the sunset was pretty but i thought you looked like ronald mcdonald suffering from diarrhoea.'"

"you did and you still do."

"i was taken aback and struck by love with her kind words, so much so that she continued in her majestic way."

"how do you know so many
long words lucas?"

"my heart lifted with joy when she cackled in her own exquisite way."

"will you shut up and just come
take cute pictures of me?"

"oh and now, she sees me worthy of taking pictures of her! im so lucky."

"if this girlfriend is such a monster
then why are you still with her?"

"that booty though!"

"oh how i adore her booty."

"you're a dork but my dork."

"mm, come over here and give your dork a kiss."

"nope! go find another beautiful,
gorgeous and talented girlfriend!"