instagram ⇔ lucas j zumann

FOURTY-SEVEN.

POPPY:
lucas, im turning seventeen next week

LUCAS:
congratulations!!!!!

LUCAS:
i always assumed you were eight and a half

POPPY:
i wanna be mature but ur making it hard

LUCAS:
you? mature? funny

POPPY:
ok let's tone down the harsh jokes

POPPY:
i wanna be friends

LUCAS:
poPPy hEDREN wanTs to Be
mY frIEND?!?!

POPPY:
nolan, my boyfriend, wants me to resolve things with u

LUCAS:
before you ask, i don't want to
have a threesome with you guys

POPPY:
ignoring that.

POPPY:
he wants to dtr on instagram

LUCAS:
im old please explain dtr

POPPY:
define the relationship IDiot

LUCAS:
mm im failing to see how im involved

POPPY:
ur fans attack me on instagram, so
they need to think we are chill
so i can get my account back
and dtr with nolan

POPPY:
dtring is important

LUCAS:
wow im happy for you !!!!

LUCAS:
who needs love when you have dtr

POPPY:
that doesn't make any sense..

LUCAS:
can i be a bridesmaid

POPPY:
why are you such a smart ass

POPPY:
can we be friends or not

LUCAS:
no

POPPY:
oh

LUCAS:
we can be bestfriends though

POPPY:
literally fuck yOU

POPPY:
i was panicking!!!

POPPY:
ur not funny !!!!

LUCAS:
im a little funny

POPPY:
no

LUCAS:
ouch you just crushed my dreams
of being a comedian

POPPY:
bAHAHAHAHAH

POPPY:
now that was a funny joke

LUCAS:
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LUCAS:
ur a mean ass

POPPY:
a mean ass with a nice ass

LUCAS:
not debating that