instagram ⇔ lucas j zumann

FIFTY-THREE.

LUCASJZUMANN:
please get your boyfriend out
of my dms

BABYPOPPY:
are you trying to fuck my boyfriend

LUCASJZUMANN:
no

LUCASJZUMANN:
no

LUCASJZUMANN:
NO

BABYPOPPY:
you don't seem sure

LUCASJZUMANN:
how funny

LUCASJZUMANN:
but the kid had the audacity to invite me to STARBUCKS with you and him tomorrow

LUCASJZUMANN:
STARBUCKS

LUCASJZUMANN:
poppy, he thinks im the bro before his hoe

BABYPOPPY:
starbucks isn't that bad

BABYPOPPY:
they have good wifi

LUCASJZUMANN:
who are you and what have you
done with poppy

BABYPOPPY:
just be nice tomorrow

LUCASJZUMANN:
who said i was going

BABYPOPPY:
me

LUCASJZUMANN:
didn't realise you were my mom

BABYPOPPY:
just be a good lucas tomorrow and
no mocking nolan