TWENTY-FOUR.

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LUCASJZUMANN:
first day of shooting oi oi

BABYPOPPY:
don't forget my amybeth pictures!!!

LUCASJZUMANN:

LUCASJZUMANN:she can't play ukulele

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LUCASJZUMANN:
she can't play ukulele

LUCASJZUMANN:
save me !!!!

BABYPOPPY:
did YOU JUST INSULT AMYBETH

BABYPOPPY:
that's my wife right there

LUCASJZUMANN:
ouch that hurt right in the left atrium of my heart

BABYPOPPY:
"left atrium"

BABYPOPPY:
why are you such a nerd

LUCASJZUMANN:
IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE

LUCASJZUMANN:
i enjoy watching quiz shows but that doesn't mean im a nerd

BABYPOPPY:
hm

BABYPOPPY:
BEEP. BEEp bEEP

BABYPOPPY:
my nerd detector senses a
nerd named lucas

LUCASJZUMANN:
that was a lame thing to say

BABYPOPPY:
go act

LUCASJZUMANN:
go selfie

BABYPOPPY:
go selfie with that random girl

LUCASJZUMANN:
are you jealous

BABYPOPPY:
no

LUCASJZUMANN:
poppy

BABYPOPPY:
mAYBE whatever leave me alone pls !

LUCASJZUMANN:
BABY NO

LUCASJZUMANN:
you are like a godess and she is like a starbucks girl

BABYPOPPY:
BITCH YOU LIKE STARBUCKS !!!!!!

LUCASJZUMANN:
but you converted me

LUCASJZUMANN:
once you taste costa you can't go back

BABYPOPPY:
you better facetime me later !

BABYPOPPY:
my cat misses u

LUCASJZUMANN:
you mean your pussy?

BABYPOPPY:
STOP BEING A DIRTY MINDED
FIVE YEAR OLD

BABYPOPPY:
amybeth wouldn't treat me
like this 😰

LUCASJZUMANN:
amybeth couldn't tr(eat)
you like i could

BABYPOPPY:
goodbye, lucas!

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