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FIFTY-ONE.

BABYPOPPY:
im still waiting .

LUCASJZUMANN:
ok im ready.

LUCASJZUMANN:
let me just use his three recents

BABYPOPPY:
this is dumb

LUCASJZUMANN:

LUCASJZUMANN:
HIS FUCKING BIO.

LUCASJZUMANN:
how r u sure he likes u, maybe
he's just into ur booty

BABYPOPPY:
bios aren't SERIOUS !!!

LUCASJZUMANN:
sure .

LUCASJZUMANN:
example two.

LUCASJZUMANN:

BABYPOPPY:
he LOOKS CUTE IN THAT!! i took that for him!!

LUCASJZUMANN;
he doesn't. look at that stupid
moustache going on .

LUCASJZUMANN:
and that lip ring?? wHO DOES
HE THINK HE IS? LUKE
HEMMINGS?

BABYPOPPY:
ITS CUTE AND SEXY

LUCASJZUMANN:
example three.

LUCASJZUMANN:

LUCASJZUMANN:
i really want to know where
these captions come from

LUCASJZUMANN:
and that big ass phone is nearly
as big as his forehead !

BABYPOPPY:
his forehead is normal ):

LUCASJZUMANN:
pft

LUCASJZUMANN:
the FINAL EXAMPLE.

LUCASJZUMANN:

LUCASJZUMANN:
there's so many things wrong with this

LUCASJZUMANN:
THE TATTOOS. WHY DOES HE HAVE TATTOOS.

LUCASJZUMANN:
are you dating an older man

BABYPOPPY:
he likes tattoos and yes he's eighteen, now move on.

LUCASJZUMANN:
since when do u wear fake nails

BABYPOPPY:
they look pretty

BABYPOPPY:
are you done

LUCASJZUMANN:
the aubergine emoji

BABYPOPPY:
lucas ur jealous

LUCASJZUMANN:
no i just know an idiot when i
see one

BABYPOPPY:
so you do realise ur the
biggest idiot around

LUCASJZUMANN:
if im an idiot then why do i know
proper grammer