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SIXTY.

text in italics is lucas.
normal text is poppy.

"you know the way you said
fairytales don't have third
chances-"

"just stop lucas, im sorry about that."

"no, no. you got me thinking."

"and?"

"in after, harry gives tessa
like three trillion chances."

"one, harry is stupid and a
sex addict. two, that's a porn book
not a fairytale. three, that's a
wattpad book how the fuck do you
know it."

"to answer all three. one,
don't disrespect harry styles
again. two, it's a fairytale for horny
thirteen year olds. and finally,
ill have you know i spent
many a time on the deep
world wide web of wattpad."

"lucas what the fuck were you doing on wattpad?"

"reading my fanfictions of
course."

"oh my god."

"my fans really think im romantic
as fuck."

"i know right, i expected more dates to fancy places instead of costa coffee!"

"but you like costa."

"im kidding, dork. i like having costa with you."

"good."

"now can we talk about the fact
you just admitted to
reading fanfics about me."

"no. never speak of it. it was a dark time."

"ouch."

"did you ever write about me?"

"pft-, no!"

"you fucking did, oh my god!"

"was it like, lucas jade
zumann: my billionaire
babydaddy?!"

"i really don't like you."

"aw baby, ill make your
wattpad fantasies come true."

"just shut up."

"also btw, zayn was better for tessa than harry."