FIFTY-SIX.

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BABYPOPPY:
im single

LUCASJZUMANN:
is nolan upset

BABYPOPPY:
i think he might've cried a little

BABYPOPPY:
because he's no longer going
to gain followers

LUCASJZUMANN:
poor baby

BABYPOPPY:
me and my booty deserved better

LUCASJZUMANN:
retweet

BABYPOPPY:
it's so precious how you don't use internet slang

LUCASJZUMANN:
i am the grandpa of the internet

BABYPOPPY:
can i be ur grandma ;))))

LUCASJZUMANN:
um sure

BABYPOPPY:
that wasn't flirty was it

LUCASJZUMANN:
no you basically asked could
you be the person who fucked
my grandad which resulted
in my moms birth

BABYPOPPY:
oh yes mr genealogy
scientist

LUCASJZUMANN:
yes get you a smart man
like me

BABYPOPPY:
or i could just get you

LUCAJSZUMANN:
one hour single and you're  already
tryna jump on my dick?

BABYPOPPY:
u know u love it

LUCASJZUMANN:
xoxo

LUCASJZUMANN:
gossip girl

BABYPOPPY:
YOU WATCH GOSSIP GIRL

BABYPOPPY:
can we plEASE GOSSIP GIRL
AND CHILL

LUCASJZUMANN:
yes

BABYPOPPY:
u bring the cuddles and ill
bring the food

LUCASJZUMANN:
mood right now: what's
a nolan?

BABYPOPPY:
just shut up and get ur ass over here

LUCASJZUMANN:
im on my way ;)

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