Baby ..soonhoon..

Holy time

Jihoon's pov
"Jihoon wake up" who ever is trying to make me wake up is a bitch I'm hit then with my guitar later "Jihoon you are sleeping in public" shit, I open my eyes and saw soonyoung

"Why are we in public?" He sighed "please tell me you didn't forget we are at church" I gasped "why are we at church in the first place?" "Because Joshua asked us to come so we can hangout after church"

Wow I can't believe I slept though that whole thing, we went outside to go wait for Joshua and seokmin, the came out of church and Joshua was holding Jimin

Joshua asked "so how was church?" I smiled "great" soonyoung was looking at me and laughed, I wish I could kill him it would be easier cause we can make an instant funeral since we are here at church

"I'm glad you like it anyways can we first go to the ice cream shop, jimin really wants ice cream" "why would I say no to Jimin, let's go"
We went to our cars and went to the mall

~at the mall~

We where getting ice cream, I saw someone familiar but this time she was with a kid, I wonder who she is. I decided to let it go and we went to sit down

Soonyoung said "so is Joshua pregnant yet?"  Joshua said "sadly no, I'm starting to give up on giving Jimin a brother or sister" I saw jimin pout "jimin want brother"

Awe he's so cute, I said "jimin you have to ask santa for a brother, right soonyoung" soonyoung nodded "I asked for a perfect husband and I got one"

I blushed "anyways you just have to ask santa and he will make it come true" jimin was jumping "daddy I want to see santa" seokmin laugh "when it's December "

He stomped his feet "mommy I want to see santa" Joshua said "not now" jimin was about to cry until a kid ran up to him and hugged him behind him was a girl trying to catch him

She was the girl who looked familiar it's lily "taehyung I told you to not run" he looked at Lily and said "sorry noona, I found my friend~"
Jimin and taeyung keep on hugging for a little bit more

Then they started to talk about new toys they got it was really cute, lily said "I didn't know your son was Friend's with Gucci boy" I said "hold up this is the boy who's parents won't accept any gift other than Gucci"

She nodded "yup, I'm just babysitting him since his parents went out to meet their other rich friends anyways want me to take jimin so you guys can have some free time"

Joshua was about to say something but seokmin interrupted him "yes please, I'll give you my number so I can call you when we are leaving" seokmin gave lily his phone number then she left with jimin and taehyung

Seokmin said "now that he's gone I can do this" he gave Joshua a very passionate kiss, eww my innocent eyes, soonyoung was just taking photos my Genius husband is gonna black mail a bitch I can feel it

Joshua pushed seokmin away and blushed "babe we're in public" "but it's always rare for us to kiss since jimin is always with us and you want to protect him"

Soonyoung whispered "he won't stay innocent for long thank our family being unholy" "soonyoung shut up, if I could I would send everyone to church but I can't"

I said "anyways now that jimin is with his friend let go buy food and watch a scary movie but mainly eat food" the all laughed, soonyoung huged me "is food all you want?"

"Of course not I always wanted to cuddle with you" he ruffled my hair which meant I made him very happy, soonyoung said "anyways what movie do you guys wanna watch?"

I excitedly said "Let's watch 'IT'!" Everyone was looking at me, seokmin said "they will mistake you for a middle schooler and won't let you in" "shut up, let's go buy tickets"

We bought the tickets and when we where going in a staff stopped us "excuse me where are you parents?" I pointed at Joshua and seokmin since they where holding hands

"They are my parents sir" he made a disgusted look and just let us go in, I said "he's so rude, just because you guys aren't straight doesn't mean they you guys aren't human"

Joshua said "its fine, you know how these day only a few people are against gay people" soonyoung said "thank god we aren't back in the 2000's" we all nodded and went to our seats

We sat down and of course I started eating before the movie starts, like who doesn't

~after the movie, now at dinner~

I said "That was a great movie" soonyoung said "you where sleeping the whole time"Joshua said "it makes sense why he wasn't screaming like a girl"

I respond "shut up Joshua I bet you where making out with seokmin because you were too scared" Joshua started to blush and soonyoung was laughing "omg how did you guess that right?!"

I took a sip of my water and said "I know everyone from my squad very well and one fact about Joshua is even though he goes to church he ain't the lords son"

Soonyoung was now a laughing mess, seokmin wanted to laugh too but he couldn't unless he didn't want to get that booty for a month

Joshua said "at least I don't have as many sins as you" I smiled "I'm the devil's son, even though you're gods son, I love you fam" eww I can't believe I said cheesy words

Soonyoung said "I love it when you're nice to others, it makes you sound like the cutest thing on earth" I cutely said "does daddy think I'm not cute when I'm not nice~"

"Of course not baby, you're always cute"  I was gonna say something back and then Joshua threw holy water at me "let me teach you how to flirt without using that sinful word"

"Okay but don't ever do that again" Joshua made puppy eyes and said in a cute voice "master when we get home can kitten get a gift for being a good boy today?~"

I was about to laugh but I held it in at the same time I was recoding this seokmin said "but kitten you know I love to punish you~" Joshua pouted and crossed his arms

"I don't want you to punish me master, please go easy on me today~" I grabbed a little bit of water with my hands and threw it at Joshua, I said "that was very sinful, now I know you're hella kinky"

"That was just acting" me and soonyoung both laughed, soonyoung said "my dude if that was acting it was hella good" I said "you can't lie to us, that didn't look like acting"

"I will splash you with a bucket of holy water if you expose me" "bitch you can't" We had an Amazing dinner then we all had to go since jimin has a bed time and it was getting really late

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Hello children I'm sorry I didn't update yesterday, my teacher gave me so much homework I didn't have anytime to write until now anyways today's question is have you ever dated anyone if yes how many guys/girls
I have been single since birth so I have never dated anyone but I tried asking guys out and it never worked
I hope you guys have a good day~~~~
Byeeeeeeee~~~~
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