Baby ..soonhoon..

14. Wifes

Jihoon's pov
It was wonwoo and mingyu, wonwoo looked at me with big eyes and said "you saw or heard nothing"I said "bitch I heard everything and you can't do anything about it"he gave me the bitch look "name your price"

I smirked and said "at your birthday party, you have to give mingyu a lap dance in front of everyone plus put on the pastel outfit you used to wear in high because you want to seduce him"  he took a deep breath and said "fine..but you have to wear the pink dress that jeonghan gave you that says daddy"

I hate jeonghan for getting me that dress as a Christmas present, like who does that I said "fine as long as I don't have to wear heels" I looked at mingyu and his face was really red then I looked at Soonyoung and he was blushing but he winked at me, We talked with the meanie couple and then went home

~next day~

I was sleeping good until I heard my ringtone, I picked up "bitch this better be important" jeonghan said "omg is this how you talk to your mother, be greatful I'm in a good mood anyways all the bottoms are going to the new cafe so get ready bitch" "what do you mean bottoms?" He sighed and said "I mean in sex"

I blushed and said "oh well how do you know I'm a bottom bitch" he said "you're pregnant and only bottoms get pregnant" I said "okay well see you at the cafe, bye hoe" i hung up on him and when to go do my daily morning routine

~at the cafe cause I want to get to the good stuff~

When I got there I noticed it was a maids cafe, I knew I would get harassed by girls so I decided to put on my jacket that says "I'm Soonyoung's, so bitches back off" I'm so glad we decided to get these jackets but I mean Soonyoung's jacket says something better, it says "I'm jihoon's so bitch back off or he will get his guitar"

I went into the cafe and when to go sit down with my hoes, I said "why did we have to go here, it's full of female dogs" they all laughed seungkwan said "we are here to judge the food and talk" I rolled my eyes and sat down between wonwoo and Joshua

We looked at the menu and then a maid with short hair came up to us she said "hello my name is eunha, what would you guys like to order?" We ordered our shit and before she left I asked "what school did you go to?" She said "I went to SVT high school, why?"

I said "did you date a guy name mingyu or seokmin in high school?" She said "I dated both of them but it was nothing serious" she then left, wonwoo and Joshua looked at me with the look that says I'm gonna kill you I said "I'm sorry but I had to ask she looked very familiar"

Wonwoo said "bitch we all never talk about those dark days" I said "well bitch I'm sorry our boyfriends had to be in the fuckboy squad" jeonghan slapped us both and said "chill children, remember no one can get your man because you're expecting children and are married"

I said "true but hoe if you slap me one more time, the last thing you will Remember is guitar" after that conversation we talked about how we are glad we are not girls cause at least we don't have to suffer like them

Then a new maid came with our food her name was momo when we asked what happened to the other maid she said she was on "break" but I mean if your on break you totally go server other customers

While we where eating our food we started to talk about who would have the biggest boobs and we all agreed it would be seungkwan and the person who would have the smallest would be jeonghan, wonwoo and Joshua