«Idiotic Thunderbutt» Cool. I would love to screenshot this and send it to Laxus.
What? «Mira»
Idiotic Thunderbutt changed his nickname to 'Super Mega Awesome Hot King of Them All Natsu'.
I swear, if you don't start running, I will find you. «Mira»
«Super Mega Awesome Hot King of Them All Natsu» Meep!
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I mean, I told you it wasn't a Miraxus chapter. Oh, and if you didn't notice, the titles have nothing to do with the plot of the chapter. It is just using the people's names or nicknames in a different way. So, yeah.
Me: By the way, I am super happy that the Fairy Tail gang is back.
Shadow Gear: Good to be back.
Raijinshuu (Thunder God Tribe): Same.
Me: Hey, guys, I am hungry. Got any food?
Cana: None that you can eat, Miss Real Face.
Me: Shh!!
*Otaku Cop sirens are heard in the background*
Otaku Cops: *in the distance with a bullhorn* Excuse me, Miss Elise, I need you to come out of the house with your hands up.
Me: *looks out the window* Guess it wasn't me.
Elise comes out of her house, her hands at her sides.
Otaku Cops: Put 'em up!
Elise: I can't!!
Otaku Cops: Why not?
Me: *shouts out the window* SHE'S NOT A SINGLE LADY!!
Otaku Cops: Fair enough. Who is your boyfriend??
Elise: Hak from Yona of the Dawn!!
Me: AS IF!! HE IS MINE!!!!
Raijinshuu: Didn't you like Gray?
Team Natsu: She does.
Shadow Gear: Everyone knows that.
Me: As a matter of fact, Gray, Hak, and Tusk from Cross Ange are MINE!! ALL MINE!!!!
A/N If you know what anime I am talking about, we are now officially best friends and you should comment so I know we are best friends for life. Unless you try to steal MY guys!! Tee hee~
Me: THEY ARE MINE, RANDOM NEIGHBOR THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE!!
Elise: Umm... Okay?
Otaku Cops: Any last words before you go to Otaku Jail?
Elise: Wait. What is my sentence?
Me: LIFE WITHOUT ANIME!!!
Otaku: Actually, it is just a month.
Me: BOO!!
Elise: Right. My last words. *turns to Me* HAK IS MINE!!!! *hair flip*
Me: Pfft. You might as well be with Shinha, because all you will be doing is watching him and I from afar!!!
Otaku Cops: Okay.. *puts Elise in the transport*
Driver: *tips hat* Hello, Elizabeth and I will be transporting you.
Me: *can't see the Driver* Who is it?? Is it a Gintama reference, or is it just some Elizabeth???
Raijinshuu: She is crazy... ~Freed
Team Natsu: Officially scared. ~Happy
Shadow Gear: Gonna go to the library. ~Levy
Me: LET ME GET A PIECE OF YOU!! ELISE, THIS ISN'T OVER!! YOU ARE JUST MY NON-EXISTENT NEIGHBOR WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE!!!
Warrod: Don't vote, comment and follow, because no one likes Melody and everyone likes Non-Existent Neighbor Elise.
Me: Hey!!
Warrod: Just kidding!!
Me: This old man makes me tired... I am hungry..
Have a great day!
-Melody
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