Rogue: How beautiful~
Sting: So, Melody, does everyone know now?
Me: Nah. Just us.... For now, that is.
Sting: Oh..
Me: Now, should I start Apple Jacking up the puns?
Rogue: Where have you been all my life??
Me: In a cupboard under some stairs.
Sting: Was that an MLP joke?
Me: You are a wizard, Sting!!
Sting: No duh.
Rogue: I think she switched to Harry Potter mode.
Me: Yes, yes, these jokes are Very Potter..
Sting: We need a translator.
Rogue: Agreed. I only speak MLP fan talk.
Minerva: Did I hear a potterhead?
Me: You heard one that is in Granger of dying from the Weasley puns she is making.
Sting and Rogue: ?
Minerva: Those are the last names to two characters, Hermoine and Ron. The first one was referring to a fanmade musical called A Very Potter Musical. It was made by StarKidPotter.
Sting: Oh.
Rogue: Makes more sense now.
Me: You know, I wish I had a Hermoine here..
Minerva: Why?
Me: My Potions essay is due tomorrow.
Rogue: I give up.
Sting: Same, bro.
Minerva: Well, just don't forget that I will always be there to put your name in the Goblet of Fire.
Me: You will do my homework then?
Minerva: Sorry, I can't read English..
Me: Right.
Sting: I have an idea!!
Rogue: What?
Sting: Have Minerva do the outro, and then you can go find her dubbed self to do it!!
Me: Eww, I don't like dubbed. It is icky. The only anime I watched dubbed was SAO. That anime was pretty repetitive anyways, and the dubbed didn't help a thing..
Minerva: Can't you just do it yourself? I mean, you have all A's.
Me: That was elementary!! Now I have Home Ec. and stuff, and it sucks... I am the only one who can't cook or sew....
Sting: You did spend your life in your room.
Rogue: Hey, but you made pancakes today!!
Me: That was just because I was really hungry.. Plus, I have watched my mom make them a thousand times because they are one of my favorites.
Me: Wait, how did you know?
Minerva: Ehh, don't question him.
Sting: Preach it!!
Rogue: How about we don't, and have Minerva do the outro already?
Me: Boo!!
Sting: I kind of want to try these pancake things now.
Minerva: Please go and vote, comment, and follow to show your support. Your favorite fandom translator, Minerva, signing out!
Have a great day!
-Melody
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