«Gray» Or maybe Capricorn.. Why did I text you in the first place?
I do hair, ebi. I can't say that I know how to dance, ebi. «Cancer»
«Gray» Has anyone told you that saying shrimp all the time sounds dumb??
«Gray» Do you even care??
«Gray» Hey, I just don't want you to sound dumb because I'm always going on jobs with Lucy.
«Gray» Hello??
This is Capricorn, sir. «Cancer»
«Gray» I am texting Cancer.
Cancer has allowed me to take the time to have a pleasant conversation with you. «Cancer»
«Gray» Can't you just talk normally??
This is the proper way of having conversation with Miss Lucy's companions. «Capricorn»
«Gray» Whatever. Can you teach me dancing, or what?
I have to ability to teach the art of ballroom dancing, yes. «Capricorn»
«Gray» Can you teach me??
I don't mean to pry, sir, but what exactly occured during the Eclipse incident that you were referring to with Cancer at a previous time? «Capricorn»
«Gray» Nothing. Nothing bad happened. EVER!!
Gray peers into the Reader's eyes, and emphasizes 'EVER' to convince the stubborn ones.
Yes, sir, I deeply appologize for my previous actions in the prior statement. «Capricorn»
«Gray» Can you just teach me??
Yes, sir, if you could be accompanied by Holorgium, that would be most convenient. «Capricorn»
«Gray» I am just going to find Lucy now.
Have safe travels, sir. «Capricorn»
«Gray» I can't exactly say walking ten feet to talk to her is traveling, but whatever.
My apologizes, sir. «Capricorn»
«Gray» Whatever. Apology accepted. Now bye.
I shall see you at a later date. «Capricorn»
«Gray» GOODBYE.
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That was awkward..
Levy: I think we managed to get away from Aquarius.
Lucy: I manage to ditch Natsu and Happy by running past a diner.
Me: Nice one!
Levy: So, Lu-chan, what were you going to ask??
Lucy: I was going to ask-
Rogue: -why Rogue is shipped with that Kagura chick. I mean, I haven't even talked to her.
Me: Well, you just would look cute together. I really can't think of a reason. I would either ship you with her, or Minerva.
Lucy: I wouldn't want to decide that. ANYWAYS!! I wanted to ask--
Lector: -if Stingyu will become canon.
Melody: No clue. I ship it though.
Yukino: W-what??
Sting: Umm....
Lucy: I just want to ask if Levy and I could text each other!!
Me: Later.
Lucy: WHAT?!
Levy: Why?
Me: Calm your butt down, Heartfillia. Just because when we are both standing, you are taller than me, doesn't make me scared of you. I could control your butt if I wanted too.
Me:
1) I'm too lazy
2) I'm too lazy
3) I'm too lazy
4) I'm too lazy
6) I'm too lazy
7) I think I forgot 5
8) I'm too lazy to check
9) I'm too lazy
10) Why am I lazy?
11) I'm simply too lazy to answer that question
12) I'm too lazy
Done! Now, don't bother asking stupid questions!
Lucy: Okay?
Levy: I am just going to go read a book now.
Me: See. Problem solved.
Lucy: No, your stupidity just kind of overloaded Levy's brain.
Me: HEY!! YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE TRIED GOOGLING HOW SMART SHE WAS, AND EVEN GOOGLE SAID THAT THEY COULDN'T FIND ANY RESULTS!!
Lucy: You are so dumb. You realize my mom is dead, right?
Me: Oh, yeah.
Lucy: What even is Google?
Me: Nothing!!
Kaori: So, please go and follow, vote, and comment to be an awesome help to this dork!
Me: You are dead!!
Kaori: Please, girl, no one is truly ever dead in Fairy Tail.
Me: But this is the wrong anime!
Kaori: Yeah. Ever since I died, I realized that. It is kind of cool it was called Your Lie in April. All I did was lie about liking him, and then I got to be closer to the one guy I truly liked.
Me: Anyways, you should go.
Kaori: See you later!!
Me: NO WE WON'T.
-Melody
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