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The Cake Killer and The Ice Boy's True Match

«Erza» Okay, I should go crush Rogue and his skittles. Also, wake up Melody.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 «Juvia»

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Erza: YOU GUYS!!

Lucy: What is it??

Levy: *tugging on Natsu's arm* HE WON'T WAKE UP!!

Happy: AYE!!

Lucy: Gajeel went home too! Erza, please tell us you know how to wake Melody up!!

Erza: Right. Well, as I was walking back from the Rogue Skittle Massacre, I checked my chat log, and Juvia told me that she likes some guy named Hak, and get this; GRAY!! Isn't that hilarious??

Levy: Okay, I got this. *whispers to Melody* Melody, Hak and Gray are waiting for you. All you have to do is wake up!!

Me: *bolts up* OMG!! HAK AND GRAY?! WHERE?! *looks around* You lied again.

Lucy: WAIT! We will do anything! We need help waking up Natsu!!

Me: Anything??

Happy: AYE!!

Erza: I could just kill him.

Levy: No, you can't.

Me: Okay.. I got this. Lucy!!

Lucy: What?

Me: Dress up as a maid!!

Lucy: 0///0 WHAT?!

Me: With cat ears. It is either that or just an apron and cat ears and a tail.

Lucy: *puts on the maid outfit and cat ears and tail* There.

Me: Now, go up to Natsu.

Lucy: Okay.

Me: Start purring and then say, 'Master, you need to wake up otherwise I will have to punish you. Nya!'

Lucy: NO WAY!!

Levy: This is why you don't ever use the word 'anything' when Melody's ships are involved..

Erza: Come on, Lucy. This is your fault.

Lucy: Fine... *kneels down next to Natsu and starts purring* M-m-master... Y-you need to wake up.. Otherwise I will h-have to punish y-you!! *she makes her hands look like paws* Nya~

Me: *finishes filming* Huehue..

Natsu: Luce.. Just give me the punishment.. I'm sure it will be fun. *he smiles, obviously sleep talking*

Lucy: *holds back the urge to slap Natsu* But, Master..

Natsu: My maids get punished if they don't do what they are told.. *he reaches out, and puts a hand on Lucy's chest* So big..

Lucy: *slaps Natsu* PERVERT!!

Natsu: *wakes up* Oh, hey Luce. That outfit looks good on you. What is with the cat ears though?

Me: I SHOULD HAVE KEPT FILMING!!

Mira: *creeps out from the corner* I got it.

Me: OMEGA GOOD JOB!! *gives Mira a thumbs up, and Mira recognizes her NGNL refernce and they start hugging*

Natsu: *still has his hands on Lucy*

Lucy: AAHHCK!!! GET OUT YOU PERVERT!!!

Natsu: *pulls back his hands* WHEN DID I DO THAT?!

Lucy* kicks him out* I am going home.

Levy: Bye, Lu-chan!!

Happy: AYE!!

Erza: Bye.

Deneb: Just go and, you know, follow, comment, and vote. Whatever. I know you are thinking, 'What is this useless Celestial Spirit that belongs to Yukino Doing here?' Have a horrible day...

«Creds to @Xx_WendyMarvell_xX for the idea of Rogue liking Skittles.  Thanks!»

-Melody

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