Brother: *pretending to give imaginary marijuana to an imaginary cop* How are you supposed to stay above the law without being a little high?
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Please Don't Arrest my Brother
Brother: *pretending to give imaginary marijuana to an imaginary cop* How are you supposed to stay above the law without being a little high?