Dad: *to cousin* Have you read Isabel's Wattpad books?
Cousin: Most of them, yeah.
Dad: Have you read the one that made her famous?
Cousin: So Actually, I'm not Okay? Some of it, yeah.
Dad: Read more.
Me: Dad.
Dad: *out of the side of his mouth* Tell your friends about it. I don't wanna work anymore.
Me: DAD
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]