Dad: *to Mom* Have you ever seen "Ghost?"
Mom: *shakes her head*
Dad: Really? Every girl I ever knew made me watch that movie! Before you, that is.
Mom: So how many hundreds of times did you see it, then?
Man: Trap! Trap!
Dad: I mean...once. When I was ten.
30 minutes later...
Dad: *talking to you* My advice to you: don't hike in the Redwoods forest after breaking your ankle.
Mom: And forgetting your air boot in the car.
Me: Why would you do that?!
Dad: There was a girl...
Man: The same girl from the "Ghost" story.
Dad:*glancing at Mom* Yeah, yeah! The one girl.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
