My father and I were shopping for bows (like the weapon).
Dad: You didn't need to go to college, anyway!
Me: *stares at him in shock*
Employee: You don't need college. When the world ends, you'll be that much closer to self-sustenance.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]