I was massaging my cousin's back
Cousin: Ow ow ow that really hurts you're murdering me it feels so good keep going
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UmorismoThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
Back Massage
I was massaging my cousin's back
Cousin: Ow ow ow that really hurts you're murdering me it feels so good keep going