Me: I still have a bit of metal in my mouth.
Dad: Is that why you sound weird?
Me: NO! IT DOESN'T IMPEED MY SPEECH AT ALL!
Dad: Oh.
Dad: Well, then this just got awkward.
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
