Scene: A formerly serene kitchen a bit after noon. ISABEL has gotten off of school early (hence the loss of serenity) and MOM is attempting to convince her to consider rowing as a sport in college.
Me: I'm scared of lakes!
Mom: This would be a good way to get over your fear -
Me: LAKE SHARKS, Mother.
Mom: You find me a lake shark death and we'll talk.
Five seconds later...
Me: *reading headlines* "Shark attack AT THE LAKE." "Great white shark attack IN LAKE MICHIGAN." "FRESHWATER LAKE SHARK attacks sunbather on raft."
Mom: Oh, come on -
Me: "Getting to the bottom of Lake Michigan's legendary LAKE SHARK." "Fisherman catches a 3,000 pound shark IN THE GREAT LAKES."
Mom: Dammit -
Me: "Bull shark Lake Michigan."
Mom: LAKE SHARKS ARE NOT REAL
Me: THEY ARE TOO
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
हास्य-विनोदThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
