My brother and father were playing a card game.
Dad: *decides not to play a powerful card*
Brother: I don't get better by people -
Dad: I'm not going to hurt you now, I'm going to hurt you even more later!
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Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓
HumorThese are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
