NEW CHAT
A.Ham ADDED A.Burr TO CHAT
A.Ham: Theodosia writes me a letter every day
A.Burr: You talk to Theodosia?
A.Ham: I'm keeping the bed warm while her husband is away
A.Burr: ...
A.Ham: He's on the British side in Georgia trying to keep the colonies in line
A.Burr . . .
A.Ham: Well he can keep all of Georgia theodosia she's mine
A.Burr: Are you trying to prank me with my own song?
A.Ham:
A.Burr:
A.Ham: maybe
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NEW CHAT
A.Ham ADDED _JLaur_ TO CHAT
A.Ham: Are we gonna have a problem?
_Jlaur_: What?
A.Ham: You got a bone to pick?
_Jlaur_: no?
A.Ham: You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
_JLaur_: What did I do?
A.Ham: I'd normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch
_JLaur_: This is a text? What happened?
A.Ham: But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice; Listen up Bi-otch!
_JLaur_: Okay whatever I did that has you all upset can't possibly be this bad since I don't even know what I did
A.Ham: I like looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
_JLaur_: ...Okay?
A.Ham: I like drinking hard, maxing dad's credit card.
_JLaur_: ??
A.Ham: I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him
_JLaur_: gym?? Who's her?? Who's HIM??
A.Ham: I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose
A.Ham: if you lack the balls, you can go play dolls have your mommy fix you a snack
_JLaur_: what
A.Ham: Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarter back
_JLaur_: You smoke? Since when??
A.Ham: Honey what'cha waiting for? Step into my candy store
_JLaur_: IS THIS A PRANK
A.Ham: ...
A.Ham: maybe
