{A/N: This whole chapter is about a spider. No pictures are shown or anything, of course, I'm super squeamish with that, but still~}
_JLaur_: Heyyyyyyyy
A.Burr: John, why are you texting me? We are in the same car. You are literally less than 2 feet away from me.
_JLaur_: I can't say this in front of Alex
A.Burr: Is something wrong?
_JLaur_: Remain calm.
A.Burr: ??
_JLaur_: I believe there is a small spider crawling up the steering wheel.
A.Burr: It seems there is.
A.Burr: Why can't you say this out loud?
_JLaur_: Because Alexander will flip out and make us pull over.
A.Burr: I didn't know he was arachnophobic.
_JLaur_: I don't speak French.
A.Burr: ...Yes you do...
_JLaur_: Whatever, can you distract him so we can remove the spider?
A.Burr: We are on a 4-lane interstate driving at 60 MPH sandwiched between two trucks and you want me to distract our driver?
_JLaur_: I think he'd be more likely to crash if he saw the bug.
A.Burr: Technically a spider's an arachnid, not an insect.
_JLaur_: What's the difference?
A.Burr: Insects can have a maximum of 6 legs, and spiders have 8.
_JLaur_: If I took that spider and plucked two of its legs off...?
A.Burr: It would still be a spider.
_JLaur_: Oh
A.Burr:
_JLaur_:
A.Burr: I lost it.
_JLaur_: Lost what?
A.Burr: The spider, that was on the wheel, I lost it.
_JLaur_: Crap, look on the floor?? I don't wan it, like, nesting???
A.Burr: I'm pretty sure that would require another spider.
_JLaur_: They don't multiply?
A.Burr: John, that's GERMS.
A.Burr: Found it. It's on Alexander's shoulder.
_JLaur_: HOW DID IT GET THERE?
A.Burr: 8 Legs, we've been over this.
_JLaur_: Can you get it off him??
A.Burr: Without him noticing? Probably not.
_JLaur_: Can we just casually get him to pull over?
A.Burr: I could ask him to stop at a gas station.
_JLaur_: Yes, do that.
A.Burr: He said we just passed the last one for a while.
_JLaur_: I can hear, you know.
A.Burr: It's still there, I say we just tell him.
_JLaur_: Fine. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
