NEW CHAT
A.HAM ADDED _JLaur_ TO CHAT
A.HAM: I need your help
_Jlaur_: Hello to you too
A.HAM: this is serious
_Jlaur_: what is it?
A.HAM: Burr pranked me and I fell for it
_JLaur_: And I come into this how?
A.HAM: I need help finding a song to prank him with.
_JLaur_: Because he won't notice you pranking him literally right after him pranking you
A.HAM: Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
_JLaur_: Alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
A.HAM: please?
_JLaur_: Okay fine
_JLaur_: Bad Blood?
A.HAM: everyone's heard that
_JLaur_: I Knew You Were Trouble?
A.HAM: you're obsessed with Taylor Swift. No.
_JLaur_: WILDEST DREAMS
A.HAM: NO
_JLaur_: YES YES that is the last option I'm giving you.
A.HAM: why do you hate me
_JLaur_: you're pretty easy to hate :)
A.HAM: fuck you
•
A.HAM: He said 'let's get out of this town.'
A.Burr: Well hello to you too, who are we talking about?
A.HAM: drive out of the city away from the crowds
A.Burr: who are you talking about?
A.HAM: I thought heaven can't help me now. Nothing lasts forever but this is gonna take me down.
A.Burr: Are you talking about Laurens? Did someone kidnap you?
A.HAM: he's so tall
A.Burr: Everyone's tall compared to you, Alexander.
A.HAM: and handsome as hell
A.Burr: Well now I'm very curious who this is.
A.HAM: He's so bad but he does it so well
A.Burr: Now I know we aren't talking about Laurens. Who is this mystery guy?
A.HAM: I can see the end as it begins.
A.Burr: Yeah, "I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory," we get it.
A.HAM: My one condition is:
A.HAM: Say you'll remember me, standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset, babe
A.Burr: ...
A.HAM: Red lips and rosy cheeks, say you'll see me again even if it's just in your wildest dreams.
A.Burr: Say I'LL see you again? What are you talking about?
A.HAM: I said no one has to know what we do...
A.Burr: I don't understand
A.HAM: His hands are in my hair, his clothes are in my room.
A.Burr: Firstly, WHO's clothes? Secondly, WHY are you telling me this?
A.HAM: and his voice is a familiar sound.
A.Burr: Great to know you're not having one night stands.
A.HAM: Nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now
A.Burr: Now?
A.HAM: He's so tall... and handsome as hell... he's so bad but he does it so well...
A.Burr: Wait are you talking about Jefferson?
A.HAM: Okay that's where this ends. Not talking about Jefferson. Nope. This was a song lyric prank. I'm leaving.
A.Burr: Oh...
••••••••••••••••••••
••••••••••••••••••••
I wrote this at my family reunion trying not to talk to people.
Please send requests, that'd be fun!
