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_JLaur_ ADDED A.Burr
_JLaur_: I need your help
A.Burr: With...?
_JLaur_: a song prank
A.Burr: I've had enough song pranks
_JLaur_: Yeah but the author is a bit too busy to think of some actual plots
A.Burr: ...
_JLaur_: ...
A.Burr: ...
_JLaur_: so I wanna prank Alex but idk what song to use
A.Burr: American Idiot
_JLaur_: no
A.Burr: Catastrophe
_JLaur_: No
A.Burr: Stupid Hoe
_Jlaur_: no you're terrible at this
A.Burr: At what? I was just describing Hamilton.
_JLaur_: ...
A.Burr: ...?
_JLaur_: ...
_JLaur_ HAS LEFT CHAT
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NEW CHAT
_JLaur_ ADDED Lafayayette
_JLaur_: I NEED HELP
Lafayayette: ??
_JLaur_: I need a song to prank Alexander with
Lafayayette: ohhh sure
Lafayayette: Waving Through A Window?
_JLaur_: oh no you've been listening to Dear Evan Hansen
Lafayayette: Castle On a Cloud?
_JLaur_: LES MISERABLES TOO AHH
Lafayayette: Sincerely, Me. Final answer.
_JLaur_: ughhhhhh fine
_Jlaur_: seek help for your Broadway addiction though
Lafayayette: no! Peggy and I are starting a club!
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_JLaur_: Dear Alexander we've been way too out of touch.
A.Ham: Oh hey! We just talked earlier?
_JLaur_: Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much.
A.Ham: We just talked...earlier... I guess things have been kind of crazy though.
_JLaur_: But I should tell you that I think of you each night.
A.Ham: That's sweet of you
_JLaur_: I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight
A.Ham:
_JLaur_:
A.Ham:
_JLaur_: I gotta tell you life without you has been hard
A.Ham: John I literally just spoke to you this morning
_JLaur_: Has been bad
A.Ham: This. Morning.
_JLaur_: has been rough
A.Ham: ??
_JLaur_: And I miss talking about life and other stuff
A.Ham: what other stuff?
_JLaur_: I like my parents
A.Ham: Since when?
_JLaur_: I love my parents but each day's another fight
A.Ham: I'm sorry
_JLaur_: if I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright!
A.Ham: ...smoking drugs?
_JLaur_: if I stop smoking crack
A.Ham: crack??
_JLaur_: if I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
A.Ham: you smoke pot?? Since when...?
_JLaur_: I'll take your advice; try to be more nice
A.Ham: Are you sure it wasn't Burr that said that?
_JLaur_: I'll turn it around wait and see
A.Ham: turn WHAT around?
_JLaur_: Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention! It's easy to change if you give it your attention.
A.Ham: I guess
_JLaur_: All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be. Sincerely, Me.
A.Ham: oh that was a letter? Why don't you just call me?
_JLaur_: Dear John Laurens yes I also miss our talks
A.Ham: What the actual hell
_JLaur_: Stop doing drugs just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.
A.Ham: are you texting yourself??
_JLaur_: Dude I'm proud of you just keep pushing through. You're turning around I can see!
A.Ham: okay this is weird
_JLaur_: just wait and see!
A.Ham: see WHAT?? Okay I have actual work to do so text me when you're not being insane?
_JLaur_: wait! They were song lyrics... Sincerely, Me from Dear Evan Hansen?
A.Ham: who's Evan Handheld?
_JLaur_: Evan Hansen
A.Ham: Evan Handsoap
_JLaur_: Evan Hansen
A.Ham: Evan Hamilton
_JLaur_: THATS YOU
A.Ham: my names Alex not Evan silly
_JLaur_: ...
A.Ham: ...
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Has anyone seen the show Do No Harm? It's on NBC (it WAS in 2013) and Lin is in it. It's great. I'm obsessed. And the fandom is super small.
