"Oh. It's not now."
"Why can't we go now? Didn't Brandy invite you to go?" I asked in confusion.
"I thought we were gonna watch a movie at home?"
"You want to watch Twilight?" I tried to hide my laugh.
"No, not really. But I'd rather stay at home and watch movies with you than go to the beach." He admitted.
I let go off my lip and laughed.
"Why are you laughing?" He smiled.
"Because you're a dork. C'mon let's just go."
"No we're going home to watch a movie."
He put his hand on my knee and continued driving.
After about 15 minutes of driving, we made it back home.
"Does it hurt?" He asked randomly.
"Does what hu- Oh." I blushed. "No, besides the cramps, it doesn't feel like anything."
"But blood is coming out of your vag-"
"Stop." I cringed.
"Have you ever used a tampon?" I shook my head.
"Are you scared to?"
"Can we stop with the questions? I think I'm close to staining your seats." I nervously laughed and exited the car.
"We're not watching Twilight." He demanded.
"Yeah, we are." I smirked.
"No, we're not Emilia."
"Yes we are, don't you love fictional characters falling in love?" I smiled and poked his cheek.
"No." He opened the door to his house and entered.
"Are you gonna invite me in?" I laughed.
He rolled his eyes and sighed.
"I guess you're not coming in."
"C'mon, play along." I groaned.
"No, Em. Just come the fuck in."
"But I can't, there's a barrier between the outside world and your h-"
"Come in." He said quickly.
"Was that so hard?" I said in a voice people would usually use around babies. I walked into the house.
"Shut up and come in the kitchen." He took a bag of un popped popcorn from the cabinet.
"You thirsty?" He pulled out 2 beers.
"I don't want a beer."
"This extra one wasn't for you." He laughed. "This ones for you." He said, pulling out an apple juice carton.
I rolled my eyes.
"You know what? give me a beer." I demanded with my arms crossed.
"I don't think so. You look like a light weight."
"Let me tell you.." I murmured.
"What?"
"Nothing. Just give me a beer."
"No, Em. You're on your period, I don't want to heighten your bipolarity." He chuckled.
"I can hear your heart beating hard and fast." He made a hand job movement.
"Oh my god." I said under my breath.
I breathed in and out slowly.
"What time are we going to the beach?" I asked once my heart rate leveled.
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Summertime Douchebag (COMPLETE/WILL EDIT)
Teen FictionEmily had to move to Holmes Chapel, Chesire for the summer of '09. She partied, she had fun, she fell in love with her Summer Douchebag.