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Nino Vs. Adrien

Marie: Epic Rap Battles of Miraculous! Nino! Versus! Adrien! Begin!

Nino: I don't wanna verse you though, dude!

Adrien: Me neither

Marie: Guys, it's just a dare and people chose you two, so suck it up and begin!

Nino: Okay.. no hard feelings kay bro?

Adrien: Of course not

Marie: BEGIN!!!

Nino:
I don't really know how to start, I know it's pretty funny,
Though, I can come up with any rhythms and make yours seem punny.
Oh I'm sorry, I think I broke the fourth wall,
But we all know you're secretly a superhero and all.
I mean come one, dude, the blonde hair gives it away,
I'm surprised that Ladybug can't even see it everyday.
Man, I'm kinda going off topic,
Because my roast is supposed to be about you, or is it?

Adrien:
Hey man I don't want to get personal,
But what happened when you turned into Bubbler?
Blowing bubbles, yeah,  that's totally strong,
You couldn't even keep your cool for that long.
You made a pretty big deal when my dad said no,
You went storming off into the park and don't know where else to go.
Can I also say, that you got stuck in a cage,
With the girl who you suddenly have feelings for and is the same age.

Nino:
Whohoho, you really got personal there,
It's not like I judge your style or what you wear.
You say that your model and I know you got that body,
But how long will it take before you start getting chubby?
That's right, I went there, complain all you want,
But you won't be laughing now until you stop eating those croissants.
Don't you have to follow the specific, stupid diet?
Of how to maintain perfect skin and how to stay fit?
I'm actually glad I don't have a life like yours,
Because it seems like your daddy puts you behind bars

Adrien:
Wow, man, seriously? Don't think you have it better,
Who's the guy who tried to help you get a girl, you little traitor.
You didn't even had the guts to ask Marinette out,
You ended up mixing up your feelings, don't give me a pout.

Nino:
Hold up, dude, cut it out, are you really that dense?
If you actually noticed the signs, everything would make sense.
Marinette is in love with you, why can't you see?
I'm obviously the better friend here, better than you can be.
I already have Alya, like you have Marinette,
You both are like Yin and Yang, but I don't think you can tell her, I bet.

Adrien: M-Marinette loves me?

Nino: Yes, dude.

Adrien: I.. wow.. I never knew

Nino: Obviously

Marie: You're so oblivous... anyway... WHO WON??? WHO'S NEXT?? YOU DECIDE!! COMMENT DOWN BELOW!! EP EP EP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MIRACULOUS!!