Chloe Vs. Alya

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Marie: Epic Rap Battles of Miraculous! Chloe! Versus! Alya! Begin!

Chloe:
Seriously? On your stupid phone again?
It makes me think you're waiting for a text from a friend.
Like you even have one! All you do is blog,
While I'm shining in the light with my fancy dog.

Alya:
There's no need to flatter yourself and say you're fancy,
Just cause you're rich, you can't keep your hands free
Off of Adrien, you know? It's really annoying,
Like you're trying to put on a show.

Chloe:
Of course I am! Do you even know me?
I'm the bright spotlight, while you're just a nerd freak.
You blog about Ladybug, but do you really know her?
I'm her number one fan, make sure you always remember.

Alya:
Yeah she seems like she likes you a lot,
Can't you see how she's disgusted by your make up?
It's like you just dumped your head in a trash can,
Oh I'm sorry, I mean, that's where you really live, right man?
You always complain and scream "Daddy! Daddy!"
You know how wrong that sounds? Whoops, no need to be dirty.
You're stuck up with make up, you dress up and shape up,
You always complain, gosh! It hurts my brain!

Chloe:
Say that again you four eyes freak!
You can't even get a man in the sheets!

Alya:
Oh mah gosshhhh are you calling yourself a (beep)?

Chloe:
N-NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Alya:
I think you did

Chloe:
SHUT UP! DADDY!!!!

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Marie: Who won?? Who's next?? You decide!!! Comment down below your thoughts!! EP EP EP EP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MIRACULOUS!!!

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