Instagram ( H.S. ) ( Harry Styles & Perrie Edwards ) (C O M P L E T E D ✔️)

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Perrieedwards : " Our Power Music Video FT. Stormzy is out now! "

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Harrystyles : @perrieedwards unlock the front door right now please

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles N.O.

Leighanne : @perrieedwards @harrystyles what's happening lmao

Perrieedwards : @leighanne take a guess..

Leighanne : .

Leighanne : ..

Leighanne : ...

Leighanne : @harrystyles YOUR JOKES ARE FUCKING STUPID WHY DONT YOU GET IT STYLES

Leighanne : @harrystyles but Tbh they make up your dorky personality that we all love so

Perrieedwards : @leighanme OK YOU GUESSED RIGHT NOW GO BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND

Niallhoran : @jadethirlwall ohhhhhhhhhh

Jadethirlwall : @niallhoran HALLELUJAH

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards so am I gonna spend the night outside my front door

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards remind me why I asked you to stay at mine again

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles hey now I didn't force you to birch

Harrystyles : birch

Harrystyles : @niallhoran what's a birch

Niallhoran : @harrystyles what?

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles bitch * I HATE AUTOCORRECT

Louistomlinson : @perrieedwards Ifkr!! So a while back I was texting my uncle right who was planning to visit us and bla bla bla and Freddie wakes up and starts crying so I text him 'just a sec uncle' and come back to find i sent ' just a sex uncle' and my uncle left me on read FFS

Niallhoran : @louistomlinson I pity you

Louistomlinson : @niallhoran pity yourself nigel

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards anyways

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles door's open

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards oh why of course I'm coming in since you asked oh so nicely

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards what a gentlewoman

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards is that even a word

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards THAT SMACK WAS UNCALLED FOR

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards APOLOGIZE

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles sure

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards WTF

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards STOP KICKING ME YOU HORSE

Harrystyles : @annetwist im so sorry I know this is not who you raised me up to be, it slipped. I'm really sorry, I'm never calling anyone a horse again

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles OH LOOK WHOSE ARM IS BRUISED NOW, NOT MINE HA. NEVER CALL ME A HORSE. IF ANYTHING, I'M A FUCKING LLAMA BIRCH.

Perrieedwards : GOD DAMMIT

Perrieedwards : @harrystyles BICH****

Perrieedwards : @autocorrect I DUCKING HATE YOU

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards wtaf why are you crying on my fake cactus plant

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards ok keep watering its non-living ass, I'm gonna stay here and watch

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards just be careful, it's a cactus nevertheless and can hurt your oesophagus if ingested.

Harrystyles : @harrystyles look at me being all scientific and smart

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards I know you won't hesitate to eat them, I read somewhere horses eat anything.

Harrystyles : I'm so funny hehe

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards FUCK IM SORRU UNLOCK THE DOOR PLZ I WOMT CALL YOU THAT AGAIN I PROMISE

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards IT'S RAINING

      Harrystyles : @perrieedwards am I high or did the cactus just double in size

Harrystyles : FUCKING @niallhoran YOU TOLD ME IT WAS FAKE YOU KNOW I HAVE A PHOBIA OF REAL CACTUSES

Niallhoran : @harrystyles that's the most random phobia ever lmao i thought you were kidding

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards thanks for letting me in phew

Harrystyles : @perrieedwards FUCK YOU STOP RUBBING THE CACTUS ON MY INJURED ARM