What if we eat a melon, and drink water afterwards, would it turn into watermelon in my stomach?
Today, 21 April, 2017. Means it will be a day whatever because this thought came to me today.
I was eating cubed melons today and had this thoughts... Basically this happened:
Me: "Ammi (mom), do we have watermelon? I just watched LaurDIY's video on YouTube and I'm craving it right now..."
Ammi: "We don't have watermelon, I'm afraid... But we have melon. Wanna eat? Should I cut it up for you?"
(Side note: yeah, I'm 18 and my mom still cuts fruits for me. She's awesome I know)
Me: "Uh, yeah. Please."
While she was cutting it, I was just thinking and looking at how she was cutting it so perfectly. And she was so quick! I would've taken an hour just peel the thing.
Me: "Ammi, what if I eat this melon, and drink water afterwards, would it turn into watermelon in my stomach?"
Ammi was however quiet, but my sister just came out of nowhere and laughed at my lameness.
Me: "What? That's kind of a hack. You know? Life hacks thats so much into fashion these days?"
Sister: "Dude, you're stupid as shit."
Me: "You're the stupid one."
And she just laughed.
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