I came back home from college at 3:30 PM. And if you are not aware, evening starts right at four in the winters.
But I had few chores for myself to complete.
1) I had to eat a big meal because I felt like I would die if I wouldn't eat.
2) I had to sleep.
3) I had to play a very important game on my phone which takes five minutes to open and load. And if you do not know, five minutes are quite a lot for a loading of a game.
4) I wanted to watch daily vlog of Logan Paul, because LOGANG FOR LIFE, DUDE!
5) I was practically dying to have a long hot water bath, because I was ridiculously tired.
And if I would have performed the chore number 1, I would have to miss number 5 and 2. And if I would have performed the chore number 5, I would have to miss chore number 1, 2, and 4.
So you see, I had a difficult time managing those chores for myself. LOL.
I asked my mum about what to do first.
Mum: "Go, have your lunch first, then take a bath and forget about your game and vlog for once. You need your sleep, too."
Me: "But mama! I'm a Logang for life! I can't miss his vlog and I really love the game on my phone!"
Mum: "As your wish."
Me: "How about I take the meal to the washroom and eat while bathing? And I could set up my phone to watch his vlog! Woah! That's such a good idea!"
Mum: "With whom do you hang out during college? You've gotten more lame, day by day."
Me: "Really? I'm so gonna write it in my Lame book!"
And then, I did what my mum suggested me.
*Happily ever after*
I'm just kidding. I just fell asleep for 4 hours for my so called 'nap'.
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Lame, Stupid But Yet True.
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