Mispronounce

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America: *walks into the meeting room*

America: COWMO SAY LAMA!!

Spain: America... I... *eye twitch*

America: PREEVET ROOSEEYA!!!

Russia: ._______.

America: GOOTIN TAG DOITCHLAND

Germany: just stop

America: KONEECHIWAA

Japan: no

America: PARLAY VOO FRANCAY

France: *screams*

America: WAIT WAIT LEMME TRY ONE MORE, BONGOUR FRANCIS

France: *cries tears of blood

Vinex: you suck at pronouncing words like I suck at saying them

America: not true, try
(Fk my spelling for this, sorry everyone)
Vinex:
Como estas, Espania
Privet, Russia
Gutin Tag, Doitchland
Konnichiwa, Nihon
Bonjour, France

Them: *claps*

America: *huffs* KAMOOSTA KA NAA!

Vinex: *smashes America's skull into the wall*

Everyone: *shivers*

Vinex: don't you dare mispronounce my language

America: *ded*

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