England: *makes tea and gives it to Vinex*
Vinex: *drinks* lovely tea~!
England: *pours milk into cereal* since I can't use the kitchen, I'll try cereal.
England: *bowl catches on fire* wanker...
Vinex: *dying of laughter* you can make delicious tea but make a bowl of cereal catch on fire
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Vinex: *cooking Ramen*
Japan: *tastes* it tastes a little plain Vinex-chan.
Vinex: *tastes* the beef flavor isn't tastable
Vinex: *gets a beef cube flavor and puts it in ramen* boom! Problem solved!
Japan: now the noodles aren't cooked all right
Vinex: just say that I suck at cooking ;-;
Chibi Vinex: *eating cupcakes* but your cupcakes are good
2p Vinex: I remember when you tried to make pudding...
Vinex: *stabs 2p* don't make me remember, it tasted too much like egg...
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Yea, I had to cook lunch. I found ramen and had to cook it. The beef flavor wasn't potent so I had to use this beef flavor cube. Then ba da bing, ba da boom, it was flavorful.
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Hetalia crack and randomness 1 [FINISHED]
HumorThis is gonna be crack like and random stuff. I'll probably do some role play with characters. This was when I was a new Hetalia weeb, forgive my grammar mistakes! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hetalia
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