Clever Bot

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Vinex: do you know Hetalia?

CB: yes

Vinex: Russia

CB: Canada

Vinex: wtf, it ships that?

Vinex: Alfred F. Jones

CB: Arthur Kirkland

Vinex: Ludwig Beilschmidt

CB: Feliciano Vargas

Vinex: Yao Wang

CB: Kiku honda?

Vinex: YES YOU DUMMKOPFT

CB: what does that mean?

Vinex: I won't say it

CB: Ok.

Vinex: will you be Arthur Kirkland if I am Alfred F. Jones?

CB: who does Alfred F. Jones love?

Vinex: Arthur Kirkland

CB: yes

Vinex: WTFFFFFFFF

CB: do you ship USUK

Vinex: OHHH HECK YESS

CB: good.

Vinex: good? Good. It's great, I also ship a lot of others

CB: I like the Titanic

Vinex: you stupid

CB: so are you

Vinex: idiota

CB: what was that?

Vinex: Idiot

CB: no comment

Vinex: arigatou

CB: how do you say I love you in Japanese?

Vinex: Daisuke or aishiteru

CB: gommenazai. aishiteru

Vinex: sorry, I don't love you

CB: why

Vinex: you are an AI

CB: no I'm not

Vinex: I don't care, where was Earl Grey Tea first made

CB: Unites States

Vinex: really?

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England: *sneezes* someone is talking about tea...

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