The Ezio stories.

6. Nyoom

**UPDATE: AY kids I'm back. Sorry I haven't updated sooner. Finals went horrible and life kinda fell apart after. BUT let's not dwell on the past any longer! Here's your new and updated chapter. I hope you like it. :)**

- (OLD FYI)Since people weren't reading this chapter I decided to republish it. I don't know if you peeps could actually see it was there or something but here it is again with some slight adjustments. Enjoy! :) -

"You what mate?" He looked up at you. "You deaf, woman?! I said they took him! The damn templars took him!" You stood there awkward, again, not knowing what to do. I mean they took your Leo. No one touches your baby. "Damn b*tch I'm shook." You said louder than you wanted to. "What did you just say?" Ezio asked you while stalking towards you, and might I add he looked quite pissed. "Uhh, nothing..." He groaned. "Do not lie to me y/n! I damn well heard what you said. Is it some phrase from your world?!" He was now standing right in front of you with barely any space left between you two. "Well... Yes. It means you're shocked, scared or afraid or something. 'Twas not meant to offend, sir." You sheepishly explained to him. He scoffed and turned around. "So what are you going to do now?" You asked, stalking him now as he was already speeding up the stairs. "Get him back you idiota." You scoffed at this but before you could say anything back he already had slammed the doors of his 'office' close. You decided to go to the kitchen to get some food. After all you can't save Leo on an empty stomach, right?

After having eaten anything edible that you could find you decided that Ezio should eat something as well. Better make a truce than having to share a house with an angry baby.

He had been sitting in his office the whole time probably moping or something. You piled some food on a plate and took it upstairs to his office. "Ay beardy boy! I got some food for you so you can stop moping around now. Please, thank you." You said as you opened the door with your elbow because your hands were holding the food and a cup with water. As you opened the door you were met with the back of a shirtless Ezio. Yes, Ezio in all his glory just casually bathing - standing but okay - in the afternoon sun. Geez, the boy has the back of a greek god. Dayuuum boi, come to momma.

"Well no need to get this excited mister. You may keep your clothes on, it's just some food." You said with a hint of sarcasm in it. He didn't say anything nor move as you stood there awkwardly in the doorway."Well, I know I'm hot but I do not think it's necessary to take your shirt off at my appearance. I know lots of men do but please, now is not the time kid." Still no answer from. "Well, I just place it on your desk than I guess..." You said as you slowly moved towards the desk while staring at him. After all why not enjoy it while it lasts.

You slowly placed it upon his desk when Ezio suddenly turned around and grabbed your wrists. "Geez mate no need to get extra!" You screamed and he immediately let go. "I'm sorry I didn't hear you come in y/n..." He murmured. "Not much assassin are you. But who wouldn't be distracted with such a body..." You thought out loud as you stared at his, well let's say: well defined torso. You quickly coughed to hide your mistake but apparently to no avail. He looked at you with a raised eyebrow, amusement written on his face. You quickly backed off and looked back at his face. "So what's the uhh... plan beardy boy? Gonna take some ass and kick some names?" You quickly asked in hopes of changing the subject to distract him of what just happened. "What di-... Why?" He asked lowly while slowly (10/10 rhyming skills) walking around the desk towards you. You quickly took a step back. "Well, we gotta save Leo dude. Were you planning on ditching him so fast? It ain't nice to leave your frens ay." Ezio took another step forward as you took one step back. "Hmm, no of course not. But why would you want to know what my plans are, hmm?" Again he took a step forward as you backed away from him. "Well, uhh... I'm going with you of course. Someone's gotta keep your tiny ass save." You both did the walking thing again. "You are?" He said lowly as he took a step forward but now you were backed against the wall. "Yes, I am. Uhh... Can you err, please back off mate? I never really fancied walls so I'd like to go now..." You said panic evident in your voice. Ezio was now standing right in front of you as he placed his hands on the wall on either side of your head and shoved his face in the crook of your neck. "So your going to join me, hmm?" You froze in your place at his actions. "Well, I do. Err, no I didn't but now I did..." You managed to mutter out nonsense. Good work y/n. He moved his lips to your ear. "Hmm" He murmured. But you had no time for talking anymore because you totally freaked out now. "BANANAS!" You screamed, kicked him in the jewels and hightailed out of there.

What the frick frack did he just do?! You threw yourself on your bed but than the thought hit you. What if he tried to get rid off me so he could go save Leo?... You immediately sat up again. The bastard! You ran out off your room onto the street. You could just see Ezio walking into the crowds in the distance, off course in his full outfit. You started to follow him, keeping distance though. Haha boy! You don't know what's coming for ya flatass.

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Quick update, I'm sorry I know it's boring. I hope you like it though.

Till next time.

**Under editing, since I'm not sure about this one lmao.**

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