"You could give YouTube a try" Phil suggusts as we lay in bed. He's holding me as I rant to him about how nobody will take an uneducated '24'. It's peacefully dark in the room like it is Jback at home, and we're talking about how this whole us living with two more vampires thing. "You know, you could make videos." He shrugs softly
"I could never be a YouTuber. I'm a vampire for gods sake. I can hardly do anything." I sigh as I shut my eyes. "I give up." I complain.
"You can be a YouTuber" Phil says as he kisses me on the cheek.
"I'm not creative like you are." I sigh as I cuddle in closer to him.
"You are so!" Phil giggles as he pokes my cheek
"You're creative! I'm a stupid monster that failed at being a son"
"Don't say that about yourself!" Phil argues as he pulls me closer. If he hugs me any tighter he'll crush my bones. And he's just a human. "You're amazing and you didn't fail at being a son, your father failed at being a father."
"Even my mom couldn't stand being around me." I mumble.
"What did you say?" Phil asks me tauntingly.
"I said I love you" I say softly. Then an idea snaps into my head. "But I love your vodka even more."
"You wanna get drunk for your first video Danny" Phil asks as he opens his bedside drawer and pulls out a small glass bottle of vodka, and two small shot glasses.
"Don't call me Danny." I say as he hands me a small shot glass of clear alcohol, sod ownmething I've fallen in love with in the past year.
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"You know you like it, Danny." He taunts. I swallow the clear liquid, it burns my throne and stings my eyes. But after you get over that it's a pleasant feeling of pure numbness. It's harder to think so I don't.
"Maybe I'll like it after another one of these" I smirk as I hold up the whole glasss.
~ a few shots later~
My head feels light and my cold lifeless body feels colourful. Six shots of vodka and I feel human. I wish I could feel like this all the time but drinking wouldn't be a long term solution. If I could have one wish it would be to be human. Like my mom.
"Hello internet" I say to the Camera that Phil set up. " so, my name is dan" I giggle as I do quotations around my name. It doesn't work like that though and they turn out sort of box like. Phil makes. Funny face behind the camera.
"Nice to meet youu" I say as I stick my hand out. He doesn't take it so I just take it back and smile. "This is my first proper video I guess."
The video carries on until Phil passes me a polar bear toy and a slink.
I look at him like I'm asking what I should do with them. Phil just smirks and shrugs.
"I'm not gonna be one of those boring youtubers" I slurr. Then I stick part of the silky in my mouth and hold the bear and dance and says 'da da da daa da da da daa da da"
Phil laughs and I knock over the Canada stand.
"Oooooooppppsssyyyssss" I slur as I cling to phils chest for dear life.
"Dan go lye down and I'll pack up the camera" Phil says softly. I smile and go collapse in phils blue and green bedsheets as I start talking to his lion toy he told me he named lion.
Within no time I'm crying and being emotional and asking the lion why I exist and Phil is cuddling me.
Then I hear a scream.
And a smash. The sound of class braking. The crow that Phil named Susan flaps in. I sit up and the window in the corner smashes.
A thing jumps through. A big furry beast that resembles something like a wolf, and a human. Only bigger. It's brown coat of hair is matted with Muscles lining his disgustingly tanned chests. It's not just a werewolf. It's one of the werewolves who are trained to be
"Dan!" Phil screams as the beast grabs him.
"SHIT PHIL ITS OKAY" I scream as I try to grab him. It doesn't work because my drunk reflexes mixed with my sober clumsy reflexes make me fall off the bed. Another wears old grabs me and I see a third throw The stupid crow into a cage.
I hear Elizabeth swearing and Megan screaming, I also hear the werwolfs heavy breath and the growling.
That's when the alcohol gets to my head and I regret taking that last shot of alcohol.
My vision blurs and the screams become muffled. Then my vision goes dark.
OH LOOK ITS THE FIRST UPDATE FOR MONTHS. IM SORRY. I HAD MAJOR WRITERS BLOCK BUT IM BACK NOW AND I PLAN TO STAY MORE ACTIVE. THIS STORY IS ALSO ALMOST OVER. *tear* THERES STILL ABOUT A THIRD OF THE STORY LEFT I THINK?
THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE BETTER WRITTEN I PROMISE.
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Dan and Phil • Vampires • Phan (compleat)
FanfictionWelcome to a cheesy, cliché vampire fanfiction, but who ever said that was bad thing? Vampire Dan Howell falls in love with Human Phil Lester. I hope you enjoy! ~ //I don't think Phil will ever fall for a vampire. And me, the prince? It would...
